# You know what I really fucking hate?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-really-fucking-hate/234694>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 16, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-really-fucking-hate/234694 "2004-03-16T19:54:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-really-fucking-hate/234694/1 "2004-03-16T19:54:15Z")

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The taste of envelope glue!

God fucking dammit do I hate sending snailmail.

Thank God for self-adhesive stamps.

Ptouie!

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**Author:** ![Balduran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cc9497/32.png) [@Balduran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balduran)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-really-fucking-hate/234694/2 "2004-03-16T19:58:35Z")

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Dude, there’s peel and stick envelopes now too. Maybe that’s just in Canada, we are more advanced here after all 😉

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**Author:** ![LVgeogeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b19c9b/32.png) [@LVgeogeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVgeogeek)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2004, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-really-fucking-hate/234694/3 "2004-03-16T20:07:26Z")

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I hate envelope glue also _blech_. I usually use a little sqaure of damp ocello sponge to get the glue wet the glue then seal 🙂 .

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2004, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-really-fucking-hate/234694/4 "2004-03-16T20:21:24Z")

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This is what God invented dogs and drooling babies for.

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-really-fucking-hate/234694/5 "2004-03-16T22:33:32Z")

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Now available in America! Never lick an envelope again!

[Mead Press-It Seal-It envelopes](http://www.walgreens.com/store/product.jhtml?CATID=100425&id=prod17694)

I keep a box in my file cabinet.

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**Author:** ![Obsidian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/51bf81/32.png) [@Obsidian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Obsidian)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2004, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-really-fucking-hate/234694/6 "2004-03-16T22:45:00Z")

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> [@friedo](#):
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> Thank God for self-adhesive stamps.

Just wait until you need stamps in odd denominations (40 cent, etc). They aren’t self stick (or maybe the post office was just out of them). When I had to stamp and mail all 400+ company Christmas cards, I learned this the hard way.

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**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2004, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-really-fucking-hate/234694/7 "2004-03-16T22:48:23Z")

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Ok, maybe I am odd, but I actually enjoy that taste. Something about it… I dont know… makes me feel wonderous! Odd…

(I also enjoy the numbness of the tounge after words…)