# You know what I thought DNFTT stood for?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-thought-dnftt-stood-for/30057>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 20, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-thought-dnftt-stood-for/30057 "2000-08-20T16:07:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![MadHatter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MadHatter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadHatter)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-thought-dnftt-stood-for/30057/1 "2000-08-20T16:07:42Z")

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“Do not felch this turd”

I knew what it meant, but I never realised it stood for “Do not feed the trolls.”

Ah well, the things we learn.

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**Author:** ![Kaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaz)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-thought-dnftt-stood-for/30057/2 "2000-08-20T16:29:28Z")

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How was this used, in context?

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-thought-dnftt-stood-for/30057/3 "2000-08-20T20:10:16Z")

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good advise none the less.

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**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-thought-dnftt-stood-for/30057/4 "2000-08-20T20:18:25Z")

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Kaz:  
I believe a “troll” is slang for a stupid/annoying poster.  
here are some more acronyms  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=2528](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=2528)

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-thought-dnftt-stood-for/30057/5 "2000-08-21T00:15:40Z")

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Do Not Forget to Tinkle.

😃

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-thought-dnftt-stood-for/30057/6 "2000-08-21T10:16:29Z")

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Dang! I knew I was forgetting something. That explains the massive pain in my kidneys…

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-thought-dnftt-stood-for/30057/7 "2000-08-21T11:57:12Z")

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Just your kidneys? You should be in all-over hurt, in addition to having a nasty case of uremic poisoning.

😃

Thoughts to brigten your Monday morning…

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-thought-dnftt-stood-for/30057/8 "2000-08-21T13:11:38Z")

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Do Not Fucking Touch THAT, as in, don’t touch this thread with a 10-foot pole?