# You know who else used trains? (ICE rant)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 7, 2018, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932 "2018-09-07T06:49:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/21 "2018-09-07T17:20:09Z")

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What are the legal options of a person asked this question?

Can I just give them a stank eye? Can I request to see an identification badge? Can I take still pictures of them? I can I record video of them?

Um, need answer fast… 😉

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**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/22 "2018-09-07T17:30:48Z")

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> [@Pleonast](#):
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> What are the legal options of a person asked this question?
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> Can I just give them a stank eye? Can I request to see an identification badge? Can I take still pictures of them? I can I record video of them?
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> Um, need answer fast… 😉

[Here’s a handy PDF.](https://www.acluaz.org/sites/default/files/field_documents/aclu_border_rights.pdf)

[more info here.](https://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2018/05/what_to_do_if_immigration_agents_ask_about_your_citizenship.html)

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/23 "2018-09-07T17:31:02Z")

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> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> ICP agents

Whoop whoop

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/24 "2018-09-07T17:33:53Z")

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Sir Topham Hatt?

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/25 "2018-09-07T18:30:02Z")

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/26 "2018-09-07T18:40:56Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> The worst part, though, the part that bothers me the most, is that I replied “yes”. I did not have the presence of mind to stare blankly at him, or say “seriously?”, or the courage to tell him “nothing personal, but fuck off” – which probably would not have been good for anyone, but goddamit, this bullshit has gone off the map.

The Internet Tough Guy in me would want to say “eat shit, racist”. The clever me would say something really pithy about Nazi Germany and “papers”, but the real me probably just says “yes” too.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/27 "2018-09-07T18:52:53Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> No, they have not. I have been on the Empire Builder run back and forth each of the last 8 years. This is the first time I have seen this. They were not even doing it when I took number 8 across in July. There may have been some kind of low-profile walk through or passenger list scrutiny, but this is the first time they have spoken to me, much less everyone.

It’s probably not something that happens on every train, but it’s been a regular thing. [Here](https://www.havredailynews.com/story/2013/08/14/local/border-patrol-arrests-amtrak-passenger/1138.html) they are nabbing someone off the Empire Builder in Havre in 2013 based on a Border Patrol check. [Here](http://www.kfbb.com/story/30273743/afghan-military-officer-found-on-amtrak-train-in-havre) is one from 2015. [Here](https://missoulian.com/news/state-and-regional/border-patrol-agents-announce-arrests-of-polish-citizens-in-u/article_c53ed2be-3de2-11df-8394-001cc4c03286.html) is one from 2010.

My earlier post linked to a Nation article about Border Patrol enforcement on the Empire Builder in Havre in 2005. It apparently even predates 9/11: [Here](https://helenair.com/news/state-and-regional/critics-say-amtrack-walk-throughs-use-racial-profiling/article_6010d84a-7f74-5353-b4ab-85c692d06dc2.html) is an arrest off the Empire Builder in Havre in 2000, and that article mentions that 83 people were arrested off Amtrak in Havre during 1999-2000.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/28 "2018-09-07T20:38:32Z")

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> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> ICP agents

Fucking dragnets, how do they work?

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/29 "2018-09-07T21:00:02Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Fucking dragnets, how do they work?

:D:D:D:D

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/30 "2018-09-07T21:15:36Z")

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I’ve used it before. Tragically, I can no longer remember the joke alluded to [here,](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15374270&postcount=62) which was probably just as good.

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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/31 "2018-09-07T21:57:57Z")

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It is my understanding that they (ICE) have no jurisdiction if you are over 100 miles from the border.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/32 "2018-09-07T22:09:59Z")

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> [@harmonicamoon](#):
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> It is my understanding that they (ICE) have no jurisdiction if you are over 100 miles from the border.

Nope. ICE can operate anywhere. The Border patrol is limited to within 100 miles of the border. Havre is within that limit anyway. So are two thirds of Americans.

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/33 "2018-09-07T22:28:33Z")

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I thought the proper response was claim to be a sovereign citizen and ask “Am I being detained?”

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/34 "2018-09-08T02:16:18Z")

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I guess a response of “Qué?” would not be helpful.

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**Author:** ![blob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blob/32/489_2.png) [@blob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blob)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/35 "2018-09-08T02:42:43Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> I guess a response of “Qué?” would not be helpful.

😃 (I visualise Manuel from Fawlty Towers)

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/36 "2018-09-08T10:26:23Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> I guess a response of “Qué?” would not be helpful.

Only if you remember to ¿

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/37 "2018-09-08T17:45:58Z")

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“Are you a citizen?”

“_Yo soy Americano_”

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/38 "2018-09-09T04:18:54Z")

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I daresay it would be mistake to reply to

“Are you an American citizen?”

with

“Jawohl, Herr Gruppenfuhrer!”

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-else-used-trains-ice-rant/820932/39 "2018-09-09T04:37:13Z")

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It depends on the agent.

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