# You know who rocks?  Cookie Monster.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-rocks-cookie-monster/454388>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 27, 2008, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-rocks-cookie-monster/454388 "2008-06-27T01:44:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![AlmondJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@AlmondJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlmondJoy)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-rocks-cookie-monster/454388/61 "2008-07-01T20:31:12Z")

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cookie monster defending his new love of fruit on the Colbert report was hysterical!

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**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-rocks-cookie-monster/454388/62 "2008-07-02T04:43:01Z")

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I love Cookie Monster and Animal and Grover and Kermit and Oscar and Beaker and a whole bunch of others. [This specific clip](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbuRA_D3KU), starring the Chef, Animal, and Beaker, had me in _tears_ of laughter on a very bad day when I saw it the first time.

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-rocks-cookie-monster/454388/63 "2008-07-02T21:05:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Improvisor]  
Ah man, you beat me to posting that. That is a really funny article…

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Yeah I am under the impression that cookie monster is in some Dante-esque hell suffering for his sin of gluttony. He’s mad… rabid… positively crack-fiend addicted to cookies. But no matter how many he eats they just crumble and fall out of his mouth. His one burning desire within reach but his yearning is never to be sated. Positively sadistic I tells ya!

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