# You know who you are **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 10, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902 "2000-12-10T16:50:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/41 "2000-12-13T00:00:44Z")
Anyone who would be mean to Rasa, is indeed a sick bastard… And that’s not a compliment right now And no Nen, I’m not jealous of your tongue. Putting out butane torches with the tongue is not a skill I desire. I prefer to use mine for more entertaining things. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/42 "2000-12-13T00:03:02Z")
::Rasa takes her toys and goes home:: ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/43 "2000-12-13T00:07:31Z")
This is an example of your unimpeded mental capacity, **Nen**? Sad. I gave you the out, but ya just wouldn’t take it. You can lead a horse to water . . . ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/44 "2000-12-13T00:12:46Z")
I would just like to add a “hell yea” to **Tymp’s** sentiment. So nya. I’m stealing him and starting my own posse where there’s not so much elitist… whatever. We’ll be splitters! Rival factions! Woo! And damnit, I bet Tymp a bazillion dollars that the first thing **Nen** would say upon entering this thread would be “Fuck you, Rasa.” May I pay in installments, **Tymp**? ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/45 "2000-12-13T00:13:50Z")
I’m just trying to imagine a scenario with butane torches and tongues. Pay no attention to me. …And now, now, children. Rasa can open an entire thread devoted to making fun of Nen and Nen can’t poke back? Let’s all buck up and play fair. Shake hands all around and we can get on with the orgy. Besides, I always thought it was MY posse. ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/46 "2000-12-13T00:15:24Z")
Okay everyone, enough is enough. **Rasa** , you can come play with the posse again. **Tymp** , you can too, on a probation basis. **oldscratch** , let’s call a truce and do away with the oneupmanship…for now. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/47 "2000-12-13T00:29:36Z")
For the last time: I will not play with your posse, **Nen**! Please accept the fact that you are a man and that I am straight sub[/sub]. Oh! _Posse_! I get it . . . Oops. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/48 "2000-12-13T00:33:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nen \* > \*\* **oldscratch** , let’s call a truce and do away with the oneupmanship…for now. 😉 \*\* But nen, the oneupmanship leads to such interesting food stuff…like sandwiches. I say we keep it. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/49 "2000-12-13T00:36:19Z")
Sandwiches? Well, if there are sandwiches, maybe I can be coerced back… only if Tymp comes too. I need him to back me up when Nen gets all diseasedly oogy. ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/50 "2000-12-13T00:48:15Z")
Well, I do make a fine avocado and swiss . . . Am I missing the subtext here? Oh dear. My poor virgin brain is melting. ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/51 "2000-12-13T00:53:04Z")
Mmmmm…sammiches. Okay, we’ll keep it. Virgin brain, my ass, butter boy. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/52 "2000-12-13T00:57:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nen \* > \*\* > Virgin brain, my ass, butter boy. \*\* OK… now it’s getting too kinky for me. Wow, I can’t believe I even said that. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/53 "2000-12-13T01:00:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tymp \* > \*\*Well, I do make a fine avocado and swiss . . . > > Am I missing the subtext here? > > Oh dear. My poor virgin brain is melting. \*\* Like butter? 😉 And I totally missed the subtext that may be implicit in sandwiches. But if you’d like to read into it, be my guest. Just no butter. Margarine or ghee, please? ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/54 "2000-12-13T01:12:07Z")
::Sits back, recalling fondly a conversation about a scratchie/Nen sammich. Loses herself in fantasy:: ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/55 "2000-12-13T01:14:19Z")
GET A ROOM! (Well, SOMEONE had to say it…) ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/56 "2000-12-13T01:18:02Z")
Why, exactly, did you have to say it? Fill me in. Sometimes I get confused. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/57 "2000-12-13T01:18:21Z")
Well, actually, we have one… But I’ve never been one for confining things to a simple room. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/58 "2000-12-13T01:19:51Z")
A room? With THESE folk? Methinks I would not escape said room with my honor intact. If I was lucky. Besides, it’s more fun when there’s peopel to watch. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/59 "2000-12-13T01:58:12Z")
My dear **Rasa** , We are, I believe, the most honorable among men. It is only that **Nymysys** character you’ve got to look out for. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/60 "2000-12-13T02:01:51Z")
Hmph. Well, guess I’ll have to be the instigator then. Carry on. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902.md?page=4)