# You know who you are **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 10, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902 "2000-12-10T16:50:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/61 "2000-12-13T02:07:57Z")
WTF? Me? I’m the one keeping peace in this joint! Now MY character is being besmirched? Hrmph. I’m outta here. ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/62 "2000-12-13T02:13:37Z")
**Rasa:** I made a statement of honor while claiming no status of decency. **nymysys:** In company such as this, I’d think a question of character to be flattering. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/63 "2000-12-13T02:14:32Z")
Nym! Just when we were all getting along again! I believe, coming from Tymp, that that was a high compliment. Or something. Please don’t go? ::hands Nym a scratchie/Nen sammich:: ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/64 "2000-12-13T02:21:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > \*\* Hrmph. I’m outta here. \*\* Considering that you asked me to handcuff you to the bed, I don’t think you’ll be leaving anytime soon. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/65 "2000-12-13T02:32:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tymp \* > \*\ ***Rasa:** I made a statement of honor while claiming no status of decency. > > **nymysys:** In company such as this, I’d think a question of character to be flattering. \*\* Oh. Well, honor vs. decency Ok, I’ll take the former… And scratchie? _hiss_ ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/66 "2000-12-13T03:03:59Z")
Lordy, a scratchie/Nen sammich? Being handcuffed to the bed? You guys really know how to treat a girl. Now if I can only get Nen back in here to beg me a little, I’d definitely stay. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/67 "2000-12-13T03:13:34Z")
I thought that might get you to stay, Nym. Of course, Tymp offered avocado and swiss sammiches earlier… nto sure if he’s got any left so you may have to settle for the scratchie/Nen sammich… ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/68 "2000-12-13T03:23:14Z")
**Nymph** , baby, I don’t beg, I seduce. **Rasa** , since when would something be settling if I were the prize? ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/69 "2000-12-13T03:31:43Z")
**Nen** , what is it I always say about settling? Take that, multiply it by Xeno’s Paradox, and you’ve got your answer. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/70 "2000-12-13T03:33:42Z")
\ Semantics. Okay, if only Nen were here to seduce me, I’d definitely stay! Better? Sheesh, you say potato… ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/71 "2000-12-13T03:36:01Z")
Margarine goes well on a potato. Just so you know. [sub]trying to convince Tymp to change to margarine…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/72 "2000-12-13T04:20:01Z")
[Hi-Jackal] **Rasa** , I was just thinking about you. I was channel surfing when something caught my eye. You know those “This day in history” (or something to that effect) mini-segments featured in Headline News? They were talking about the notorious terrorist Carlos the Jackal (if the name rings a bell, you probably heard him being mentioned in “Gotcha” or saw “The Assignment”). Well, turns out that his real name is Illitch **Ra** mírez **Sa** nchez. Any relation? 😃 [/Hi-Jackal] * * * My sig has gone on strike. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/73 "2000-12-13T04:24:34Z")
Um, quasar. No, I am not the Jackal. Heard of him, but alas, I am too young, and too female… but thanks for thinking of me, I think! ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/74 "2000-12-13T04:32:14Z")
well, I don’t know if she’s a jackal, but she’s certainly some kind of [remainder deleted out of some sense of decency] ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/75 "2000-12-13T04:34:49Z")
:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/76 "2000-12-13T15:46:00Z")
Ok. It’s a new day. I declare today “Be Kind to Nen” day. Let’s kill him (um, figuratively, please) with kindness! I’ll start by emailing him a get-well card, and some chicken soup. Plus some nice toasty whiskey n’ honey for his throat. Sorry, Tymp… I might be eeeeeevil, but not to a poor, ill, in the middle of finals week guy like Nen. Well, at least not today. Am I still on the list? ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/77 "2000-12-13T16:01:57Z")
No worries, **Rasa**. You’d have to work pretty hard to get your name pulled off the list. I never said the list was a good thing, btw. It could be my list of assassination targets. You never know. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/78 "2000-12-13T16:05:20Z")
Happy Be Kind To Nen Day, everyone! I’m going to go take a bath to celebrate. What? You want me to be clean, don’t you? What? Why are you all laughing? And btw, y’all wish me luck that my Jeep is in one piece. I could give a damn if the paint is damaged as long as it’s drivable. Keep your fingers crossed, please. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/79 "2000-12-13T16:10:01Z")
Hmm. Good point, **Tymp**. The context it was said in led me to believe the list was a Good Thing. Pardon me, I must go rethink my worldview. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902/80 "2000-12-13T16:14:39Z")
Yay! Tymp and Nym are here! I have people to play with! Which is good, since the email gods are still frowning upon me. Either that or no one wants to return my emails. Good luck vibes Nym! I hope your Jeep is ok. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-who-you-are/44902.md?page=5)