# You know you're a Doper when ...

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**Created:** [June 13, 2010, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-youre-a-doper-when/543001 "2010-06-13T11:46:40Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-youre-a-doper-when/543001/49 "2010-07-22T23:13:50Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> I’m not imaginary. I don’t think I am, anyway.

I’ve never met you. I think. On the other hand, I think you’ve met **Spoons** , and I’ve met **Spoons** , so you’re _almost_ real…

> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
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> You hear what sounds like big news on teevee or the radio, and the first place you go is not [cnn.com](http://cnn.com), but here.

I found about 9/11 _here_.

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