# You know you're getting old when...

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-youre-getting-old-when/357172
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 17, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-youre-getting-old-when/357172 "2006-05-17T21:34:34Z")
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### Author: ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-youre-getting-old-when/357172/81 "2006-06-03T10:35:15Z")

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The first time your priest/pastor/bishop/rabbi/ whatever is younger than you are! And you take perverse pride that you look younger, because your own hair is not gray. I am so going to hell for that!

You realize you are older than your grandmother was when you were born.

Your nephew watches your sister(his other aunt) use your _rotary dial telephone_ and asks afterword, in a puzzled voice “How do you _do_ that?”

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