You know you're getting old when...

The first time your priest/pastor/bishop/rabbi/ whatever is younger than you are! And you take perverse pride that you look younger, because your own hair is not gray. I am so going to hell for that!

You realize you are older than your grandmother was when you were born.

Your nephew watches your sister(his other aunt) use your rotary dial telephone and asks afterword, in a puzzled voice “How do you do that?”