# You know you're hooked on Dope when ...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-youre-hooked-on-dope-when/211138>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 3, 2003, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-youre-hooked-on-dope-when/211138 "2003-11-03T12:16:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-youre-hooked-on-dope-when/211138/81 "2003-12-16T13:45:51Z")

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You met your soulmate at a Dopefest.

You get hot and bothered when your (lurker) SO posts.

He tells you when he posts because he knows it turns you on.

Your airhead co-worker’s latest comments earn her a blank stare and the reply ‘My cat’s breath smells like catfood.’

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