# You learn something new every day. TMI

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-learn-something-new-every-day-tmi/510399>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 17, 2009, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-learn-something-new-every-day-tmi/510399 "2009-09-17T03:08:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-learn-something-new-every-day-tmi/510399/21 "2009-09-17T23:15:41Z")

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> [@Mr\_Buttons](#):
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> Oooo… Broomstick’s famous on Google too. First thread when I punched in “broomstick zit thread” in my little Google toolbar. [Super Zit](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=106449) (starts @ post 44)

Oh. My. God.

This is NOT how I wanted to earn my footnote in history!

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-learn-something-new-every-day-tmi/510399/22 "2009-09-17T23:37:40Z")

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What is it, by the way, that keeps a whitehead white and in place? Sometimes you get those things in the crease of your nose and you don’t know how on earth that stuff is staying in there - is it some kind of membrane or something?

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-learn-something-new-every-day-tmi/510399/23 "2009-09-18T07:44:47Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> Oh. My. God.
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> This is NOT how I wanted to earn my footnote in history!

“Oh. My. God.” is just about exactly what people say when I show them that thread, and your posts.

I’m afraid you’re stuck with being famous for having that monstrosity.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-learn-something-new-every-day-tmi/510399/24 "2009-09-18T11:14:21Z")

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I’m just waiting for someone in real life who hears that story to ask me to display the scar as evidence. Which is largely impossible - _I_ have trouble finding it, and I know exactly where it is.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-learn-something-new-every-day-tmi/510399/25 "2009-09-18T15:31:14Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> Doesn’t anyone just leave theirs alone?

I do, I don’t pop them, I scrub first them apply gobs of acne cream. They usually dry up in one day. I heard toothpaste is good for drying them up but I haven’t tried that yet.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-learn-something-new-every-day-tmi/510399/26 "2009-09-18T19:02:06Z")

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I guess I’m the only one that uses a glowing ember, huh?

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-learn-something-new-every-day-tmi/510399/27 "2009-09-18T19:44:50Z")

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> [@Wile\_E](#):
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> I do, I don’t pop them, I scrub first them apply gobs of acne cream. They usually dry up in one day. I heard toothpaste is good for drying them up but I haven’t tried that yet.

I use a prescription acne cream, and a lot of stridex pads.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-learn-something-new-every-day-tmi/510399/28 "2009-09-18T20:17:21Z")

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You know what honks me off? I’m 38 years old and I have gray hair in my van dyke and yet I still get the occasional zit.

There should be some sort of fundamental law of the universe that says a person shouldn’t have gray hair and acne at the same time.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2009, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-learn-something-new-every-day-tmi/510399/29 "2009-09-19T03:40:09Z")

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Hell, I should send you my photo. I’m about 25-33% grey, and I still get zits on a regular basis. My DAD still gets zits.

On the other hand, I just turned 52, and my face is almost completely wrinkle free. I have the very beginnings of crowsfeet, the beginnings of laugh lines around my mouth, and two tiny lines between my eyebrows, but that’s about it.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2009, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-learn-something-new-every-day-tmi/510399/30 "2009-09-19T06:31:32Z")

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> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#):
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> You should first examine the zit to see if there’s a hair in the middle of it. If there is, then pluck the hair. Sometimes a lot of the crud will come out with it, and in any case, you’ll have a dandy exit for the crud.
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Yes, almost all of mine are just ingrown hairs from shaving my face.

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