# You like titties. We get it. Stop sharing. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 5, 2005, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127 "2005-07-05T08:27:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/1 "2005-07-05T08:27:04Z")
Inspired by, but certainly not limited to, post 7 in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=324074). We get it. The whole board gets it. You like breasts. You like looking at breasts. Could you not fucking bring threads to screeching halts to let us all know you like breasts? It has bugger all to do with the topic at hand, it’s not funny and, honestly, you come off like a bit of an asshole. If you have nothing to contribute to the topic and all you want to do is yammer about how much you like looking at breasts, please consider it assumed that you like looking at breasts and step the fuck off the thread. Again, not meaning specifically to pick on **roger** here because he’s hardly the only offender, but seriously. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/2 "2005-07-05T08:29:34Z")
You know what I really like to look at? ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/3 "2005-07-05T08:33:01Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > You know what I really like to look at? This is outta left field, but… tits? 😃 Seriously, though, **Otto** has my agreement. I like the female form quite a bit myself, but c’mon. There’s a time and a place, etc, etc. ---
**Author:** ![rorty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@rorty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rorty)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/4 "2005-07-05T08:34:15Z")
This post inspired me to look at titties on the Internet. Thanks for helping make my life more pleasurable, **Otto**. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/5 "2005-07-05T08:37:42Z")
There are titties on the _internet!?_ ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/6 "2005-07-05T08:37:48Z")
The internet has titties? ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/7 "2005-07-05T08:44:39Z")
There’s a tittienet? ---
**Author:** ![rorty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@rorty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rorty)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/8 "2005-07-05T08:55:46Z")
So many beautiful titties. Can’t get 'nuff them titties! ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/9 "2005-07-05T09:08:27Z")
> [@chatelaine](#): > > This is outta left field, but… tits? Jeez, you’ve got a filthy mind, whatever made you think of _that_ :dubious: Obviously, I was not thinking of anything quite so crass as tits. No, my friend, I was thinking of Airbags , Appalachians, Assets, Baby bait, Backbreakers, Back rubbers, Backrests, Balloons, Banana squeezers, Basketballs, Bazongas, Bazooms, Bazoombas, Bedtime beach balls, Bigguns, Bikini stuffers, Blouse bunnies, Boobage, Boobies, Boobs, Bookends, Boulders, Cannon balls, Cans, Cantaloupes, Casabas, Chest puppies, Coconuts, Cock Warmers, Cold weather indicators, Curves, Cushions, Dairy pillows, Dirty pillows , Dolly Partons, Doozers, Double D’s, Double whammies, Dual air bags, Flesh Colored Fun Bags, Flesh melons, Flotation devices, Food For Thought, Fun bags, Gajoombas, Gazongas, God’s greatest creation, Grand Tetons, Handholds, Hand warmers, Happy bags, Happy fun bags, Happy pillows, Hat hangers, Honeydews, Hoohas, Hooters, Hypnotizers, Jigglers, Jug, Jumbos, Kazongas, Lethal weapons, Love jugs, Love melons, Love pillows, Lucky charms, Lungs, Magnets, Majestic mountains, Massage pillows, Melons, Mesmerizers, Milk bags, Milk shakes, Milk wagons, Moneymakers, Mounds, Mountains, Nature’s little thermometers, Naughty bits, Nice-uns, Omigods, Orbs, Padding, Pair of problems, Party bags, Perkies, Perpetual entertainment, Personal flotation devices, Pert and perkies, Pillows, Pompoms, Rack, Rackage, Rib balloons, Rib cushions, Shelf, Shock and awe, Silicone earmuffs, Ski slopes, Stress busters, Sweater kittens, Sweater melons, Sweater puppies, Sweater stuffers, Ta-tas, Ticket sellers, Tig bitties, Twin peaks, Unidentified bouncing objects, Watermelons, or maybe Wonder twins. I hope this clears up any problems. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/10 "2005-07-05T09:19:37Z")
I _sincerely_ apologize, my friend. Clearly you are a man above any such base thinking, and I stand corrected. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/11 "2005-07-05T09:36:23Z")
Also, could people please stop mentioning that they got their doctorates from Duke University? ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/12 "2005-07-05T10:26:07Z")
They have doctorates at Duke? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/13 "2005-07-05T10:32:37Z")
[Not only that, there are TITTY doctors at Duke.](http://www.dukenews.duke.edu/2003/10/20031010-2.html) ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/14 "2005-07-05T10:38:35Z")
(o)(o) ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/15 "2005-07-05T10:58:27Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Jeez, you’ve got a filthy mind, whatever made you think of _that_ :dubious: > > Obviously, I was not thinking of anything quite so crass as tits. No, my friend, I was thinking of Airbags , … or maybe Wonder twins. > > I hope this clears up any problems. You forgot Winnebagos. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/16 "2005-07-05T10:59:25Z")
Damn, I love me some titties, but that goes without saying, which I reckon is the point of the OP. Mmmmmm, titties! Oops! I said it! ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/17 "2005-07-05T11:00:53Z")
For what it’s worth, **Otto** , I’m with you. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/18 "2005-07-05T12:13:17Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > You forgot Winnebagos. And no list would be complete without chesticles. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/19 "2005-07-05T12:41:37Z")
[hijack] penis. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/20 "2005-07-05T12:49:20Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > Again, not meaning specifically to pick on **roger** here because he’s hardly the only offender, but seriously. Pity that in your very last [post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6330578&postcount=13) before this thread that you were apparently frustrated with _gasp_ **roger** for questioning the sanity of a stranger removing pubic hairs from a urinal and using them privately to achieve orgasm. Maybe I’m reading you wrong, **Otto** , but couldn’t your beef with **roger’s** outing of that behavior have remained in that thread? Have you never made a joke about what you find sexy in a man’s body within the confines of a thread not completely devoted to that particular topic? Just askin’. I’d not really noticed breasts getting out of hand. In fact, with **FinnAgain’s** contribution they’ve provided yet another reason for some of us to smile. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127.md?page=2)