# You like titties.  We get it.  Stop sharing.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 5, 2005, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127 "2005-07-05T08:27:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/181 "2005-07-06T16:39:37Z")

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> [@Cub Mistress](#):
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> In re: the lists of names for titties. All you really have to do is find a noun, make it plural and stick it in the sentence “did you see the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ on that one?” It works every time.

Get a load of those refrigerators!

Huh. Son of a gun. You’re right.

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**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/182 "2005-07-06T16:41:11Z")

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> [@Troy McClure SF](#):
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> Well, one of us got whooshed. Ah well.

I’m presuming you mean me by that. Whatever. Let’s keep talking about boobies, shall we?

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/183 "2005-07-06T17:00:15Z")

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> [@Pythian Habenero](#):
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> I’m presuming you mean me by that. Whatever.

Actually, no, it could’ve been me, for all I know. 🙂

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> Let’s keep talking about boobies, shall we?

[Huz](http://www.fhmus.com/girls/covergirls/295/)-[zah](http://www.stuffmagazine.com/cover_girls/girl.aspx?id=449)! 😃

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**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/184 "2005-07-06T17:13:13Z")

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> [@Troy McClure SF](#):
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> Actually, no, it could’ve been me, for all I know. 🙂[Huz](http://www.fhmus.com/girls/covergirls/295/)-[zah](http://www.stuffmagazine.com/cover_girls/girl.aspx?id=449)! 😃

Yum!  
And as for the Google link, which I just read about (must have missed that earlier) - I’m sorry. I thought I had all filters turned off; evidently I didn’t.

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**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/185 "2005-07-06T20:15:07Z")

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> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#):
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> Excuse me, but I heard there were boobies in here?

There sure as hell is. Check out these posts. 😃

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**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/186 "2005-07-06T21:08:21Z")

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> [@Troy McClure SF](#):
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> You can include URLs in your posts _without_ making them links by un-checking “Automatically parse links in text” on the reply page. It’s directly beneath the “Show your signature” option.

Grr, I was looking for that and couldn’t find it. I knew it was there. Thank you!

> [@Troy McClure SF](#):
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> Really, folks, it’s hard to manually fix URLs when you’re only using one hand.

Not if you use your mouse instead of that defiled keyboard ya got there, fella. 😃

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/187 "2005-07-06T21:29:13Z")

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> [@Pythian Habenero](#):
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> Mmm. Hot Jolie bottom. 😃

Indeed.

::drools slightly::

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**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/188 "2005-07-06T21:38:44Z")

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This thread needs more boobies!  
Let’s see… _digs through collection_

Well, it’s not exactly boobies but it’ll have to do. [http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6860/alysonhannigancelebrities004nc.jpg](http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6860/alysonhannigancelebrities004nc.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/189 "2005-07-07T00:14:17Z")

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At 9:00PM (Eastern) tonight, the A&E Channel is airing a special called _[Cleavage](http://www.aetv.com/global/listings/series_showcase.jsp?EGrpType=Series&Id=225733&NetwCode=AEN)_:a 2-hour survey of mankind’s fascination with breasts.

That is all. 😃

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/190 "2005-07-07T00:35:26Z")

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> [@Pythian Habenero](#):
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> This thread needs more boobies!

Do you want more [boobies](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/Redfootbooby06.jpg), or would you prefer [tits](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/Parusmajorde.jpg)? Maybe some [melons](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Melao.jpg) or [Winnebagos](http://www.asu.edu/lib/speccoll/patten/jpeg/63.jpg)?

**SolGrundy** : Providing fourth-grade humor to readers of the SDMB for over 4 years

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**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/191 "2005-07-07T00:48:22Z")

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> [@SolGrundy](#):
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> Do you want more [boobies](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/Redfootbooby06.jpg), or would you prefer [tits](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/Parusmajorde.jpg)? Maybe some [melons](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Melao.jpg) or [Winnebagos](http://www.asu.edu/lib/speccoll/patten/jpeg/63.jpg)?
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> **SolGrundy** : Providing fourth-grade humor to readers of the SDMB for over 4 years

All that research and you can’t manage to come up with a decent pair of human mammary glands? For shame.

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**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/192 "2005-07-07T01:13:55Z")

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**SolGrundy** is a gay man, **PH** , so I think the absence of breasts _was_ the joke.

😛

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**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/193 "2005-07-07T01:17:48Z")

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> [@chatelaine](#):
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> **SolGrundy** is a gay man, **PH** , so I think the absence of breasts _was_ the joke.
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> 😛

I got the joke, although I had no idea of **Sol Grundy** ’s gender or sexual orientation.

Nevertheless I feel that it would be only polite to contribute to the Breast Pictures Collection, since obviously his skill at finding random pictures in which he has no interest beyond the humorous is functioning quite well.

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**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/194 "2005-07-07T01:21:59Z")

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Oh, okay.

Here, I shall make up for Sol’s lack of offering: \<link removed --Giraffe\>

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**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/195 "2005-07-07T01:23:31Z")

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> [@chatelaine](#):
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> Oh, okay.
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> Here, I shall make up for Sol’s lack of offering: \<link removed --Giraffe\>

I believe I’m entranced.  
_stares_ _clicks_ _repeats_

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**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/196 "2005-07-07T01:29:45Z")

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Picture #30, my friend. Picture #30.

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/197 "2005-07-07T01:32:48Z")

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> [@chatelaine](#):
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> Oh, okay.
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> Here, I shall make up for Sol’s lack of offering: \<link removed --Giraffe\>

Perhaps it goes without saying, but I thought it would be helpful to point out that this link is definitely NSFW.

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**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/198 "2005-07-07T01:34:07Z")

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I know, I asked the mods to mark it for me when they get a chance. Sorry about that. Tried using the “don’t parse URLs” function, but it didn’t work for some reason.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/199 "2005-07-07T01:34:55Z")

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> [@chatelaine](#):
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> Picture #30, my friend. Picture #30.

Thank you!!!

Oohhh…they have an auto-play feature. That will be…handy. 😃

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/200 "2005-07-07T01:43:00Z")

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> [@chatelaine](#):
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> Oh, okay.
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> Here, I shall make up for Sol’s lack of offering: \<link removed --Giraffe\>

I removed the link, which was to a photo gallery of naked women. While not hard-core pornography, I think full frontal nudity falls under the two-click rule.

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