# You like titties. We get it. Stop sharing. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 5, 2005, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127 "2005-07-05T08:27:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/201 "2005-07-07T01:44:10Z")
> [@chatelaine](#): > > Picture #30, my friend. Picture #30. I’m rather fond of Picture #6, myself. And 15. And 22… something about the water… 18 is pretty nice too… although why do these women all have tattoos of such bizarrely cheerful things? Gotta love the sword on 31, though if you look at the top half of the picture you think for a second she’s male. 32 is definitely cool. 41 too… I think I could spend the rest of my life staring at that mole… 50 is interesting, although why she thinks chewing gum is sexy, no one will ever know… 58 is definitely worth looking at… 64 inspires a few double-takes… I could spend years staring at the pink hair on 70, let alone the rest of the picture… 72 is interesting… and I think that’s it for ones that really caught my eye. A note, however: The piercings on some of these women are positively scary, ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/202 "2005-07-07T01:45:37Z")
Sorry, Giraffe. Won’t happen again. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/203 "2005-07-07T01:45:48Z")
That was supposed to be a . up there, and now that the link is removed I suppose that post is useless anyways. Hmm. Must find someplace to link to it so that we may all share the joy. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/204 "2005-07-07T02:02:07Z")
It’s okay to refer to the site, I’m pretty sure – I just can’t link directly to the pictures. So, interested people – navigate to suicide girls dot com and go on the free tour. As for the piercings, I’m into body modding so I dig them. I **love** the corset/garter piercings. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/205 "2005-07-07T02:02:12Z")
> [@chatelaine](#): > > **SolGrundy** is a gay man, **PH** , so I think the absence of breasts _was_ the joke. > > 😛 That doesn’t stop him from expounding at length about how much he likes Angelina Jolie’s tits, though. ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/206 "2005-07-07T02:06:49Z")
> [@chatelaine](#): > > It’s okay to refer to the site, I’m pretty sure – I just can’t link directly to the pictures. So, interested people – navigate to suicide girls dot com and go on the free tour. > > As for the piercings, I’m into body modding so I dig them. I **love** the corset/garter piercings. Those would be the ones with the ribbon coming out of rings in the woman’s back? They make me shudder. Possibly because they remind my subconscious mind of some interesting torture devices I was theorising about once. > [@Miller](#): > > That doesn’t stop him from expounding at length about how much he likes Angelina Jolie’s tits, though. Which only proves that Angelina Jolie’s tits are a universal positive. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/207 "2005-07-07T02:06:54Z")
Now I feel compelled to defend my honor, for some reason. I’m a big fan of the chimichangas; I just like sophomoric, giggling “humor” better. But since y’all demand pictures, and because I know it’s really, really difficult to find pictures of women’s breasts on the internets, here’s [my imaginary girlfriend](http://www.vinniemiller.com/funnystuff/RachalRay5.jpg), and hers. ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/208 "2005-07-07T02:08:14Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > Now I feel compelled to defend my honor, for some reason. I’m a big fan of the chimichangas; I just like sophomoric, giggling “humor” better. But since y’all demand pictures, and because I know it’s really, really difficult to find pictures of women’s breasts on the internets, here’s [my imaginary girlfriend](http://www.vinniemiller.com/funnystuff/RachalRay5.jpg), and hers. Ooo, pretty. Nice outfit she has there. What’s an imaginary girlfriend? ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/209 "2005-07-07T02:20:09Z")
Like an imaginary friend, but she puts out. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/210 "2005-07-07T02:32:39Z")
> [@Pythian Habenero](#): > > Those would be the ones with the ribbon coming out of rings in the woman’s back? They make me shudder. Possibly because they remind my subconscious mind of some interesting torture devices I was theorising about once. Those would be the ones. And, yeah, they do sort of remind me of meat hooks if I think too hard about it, but I usually just divert my mind… elsewhere. > [@SolGrundy](#): > > Now I feel compelled to defend my honor, for some reason. I’m a big fan of the chimichangas; I just like sophomoric, giggling “humor” better. But since y’all demand pictures, and because I know it’s really, really difficult to find pictures of women’s breasts on the internets, here’s [my imaginary girlfriend](http://www.vinniemiller.com/funnystuff/RachalRay5.jpg), and hers. **Sol** , you are a good, good man. _right clicks, saves_ ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/211 "2005-07-07T02:34:09Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > Now I feel compelled to defend my honor, for some reason. I’m a big fan of the chimichangas; I just like sophomoric, giggling “humor” better. But since y’all demand pictures, and because I know it’s really, really difficult to find pictures of women’s breasts on the internets, here’s [my imaginary girlfriend](http://www.vinniemiller.com/funnystuff/RachalRay5.jpg), and hers. Honestly, her breasts don’t do a lot for me, but those hips - and those legs - ooh, la, la. (And since I noticed the link said “funnystuff”, I double checked. No, nothing funny about those hips and legs.) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/212 "2005-07-07T02:48:24Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > Now I feel compelled to defend my honor, for some reason. I’m a big fan of the chimichangas; I just like sophomoric, giggling “humor” better. But since y’all demand pictures, and because I know it’s really, really difficult to find pictures of women’s breasts on the internets, here’s [my imaginary girlfriend](http://www.vinniemiller.com/funnystuff/RachalRay5.jpg), and hers. Meh. Mine are bigger. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/213 "2005-07-07T02:52:25Z")
Cite? …kidding! Mine are, too. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/214 "2005-07-07T03:30:04Z")
Bigger doesn’t necessarily mean better. Yummy Rachael. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/215 "2005-07-07T03:41:54Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Bigger doesn’t necessarily mean better. The race does not always go to the swift. Nor the battle to the strong. But that’s the way to bet. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/216 "2005-07-07T03:42:44Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > Now I feel compelled to defend my honor, for some reason. I’m a big fan of the chimichangas; I just like sophomoric, giggling “humor” better. But since y’all demand pictures, and because I know it’s really, really difficult to find pictures of women’s breasts on the internets, here’s [my imaginary girlfriend](http://www.vinniemiller.com/funnystuff/RachalRay5.jpg), and hers. OMG teh cognitive dissonance makes my head asplode!! ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/217 "2005-07-07T03:43:33Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > The race does not always go to the swift. > Nor the battle to the strong. > But that’s the way to bet. Well, I suppose. But maybe it’s just that I’m not a breast woman. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/218 "2005-07-07T03:58:11Z")
> [@Pythian Habenero](#): > > Which only proves that Angelina Jolie’s tits are a universal positive. However, I thought Angelina Jolie entered the conversation with respect to her shapely butt, and having checked out the link before it was removed, I still find her totally buttilicious. The rest of her ain’t shabby, either. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/219 "2005-07-07T06:38:49Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Where the shit are her nipples?! I don’t know if anyone has answered this yet, but if you change the number in the link from beth7.jpg to beth1.jpg, you will see a much earlier pic of the tatoo, in which her mastectomy scars and lack of nipples is much more obvious. I suspect breast cancer, and an attempt to cover the resultant disfigurement in a pretty way. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/220 "2005-07-07T14:55:55Z")
I pointed that out in post #144. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127.md?page=12)