# You like titties. We get it. Stop sharing. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 5, 2005, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127 "2005-07-05T08:27:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/81 "2005-07-05T20:25:14Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > Wow. Another person whos only addition to the thread is to call me shrill. > > :wally Hush Cretin. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/82 "2005-07-05T20:26:07Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > Anytime I speak up, there are always some indignant children who call my whiny or shrill. Pathetic. And did you ever stop to wonder why that is? > [@](#): > > Oh… and to Miller: _You are a piece of SHIT_. You put words into my mouth and IMMEDIATELY come into threads saying ‘He doesn’t speak for all gay people.’ > > **I NEVER SAID I DID**. And I never said otherwise. I was responding to **FinnAgain** ’s question. (BTW, **Finn** : no worries. I wasn’t offended in the slightest by your post, and figured you were being rhetorical in the first place.) > [@](#): > > Your schtick IS OLD. Knock off following me around and either add to the conversation or SHUT THE FUCK UP. Oh, yeah, good point. I really should have directly addressed the OP somewhere in my last post. You know, sort of presented a countering point of view, maybe acknowledged that sometimes jokes wear thin, but that’s sort of the nature of a MB, and it’s just easier to scroll past the ones that don’t do anything for you personally. I could even have pointed out in sort of an oblique manner that we can’t all be hilarious 100% of the time and some jokes are just going to fall flat, no matter what the topic. Damn, I wish I had thought of that myself. Well, maybe next time. > [@](#): > > My only persecution complex, if one exists, is that you and Otto and jayjay will come into threads after I post to pull this shit. I have never played the Esprix game of posing myself as a representitive for the gay community at large with an Ask The Gay Guy thread or anything like it. If I wanted you in my ass, you’d get an ingraved invitation. > > Following me around like this is looking obcessive on your part. Wide and deep, my friend. Wide and deep. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/83 "2005-07-05T20:32:16Z")
Let’s lower the bar. _You can be a limbo star_! How _low_ can you go? **Pretty fucking low, obviously.** ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/84 "2005-07-05T20:33:00Z")
Do you have any content to advance or any factual positions to defend, or are you just masturbating like a motherfuck? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/85 "2005-07-05T20:36:25Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Do you have any content to advance or any factual positions to defend, or are you just masturbating like a motherfuck? Hey! Hey! Hey! Some of us don’t like to fuck our mothers! Some of us are in non-incestuous relationships! Your spouting off about fucking mothers is offensive and blatantly disrespectful of the fact that some people, myself included, do not find our mothers attractive and we would not like to fuck them! You guys seems so ABSOLUTELY FUCKING OBLIVIOUS to your inter-family-sexism. ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/86 "2005-07-05T20:36:50Z")
**Finn** , not that it matters to you in the least…I normally can’t stand you but that last post was pure comedy gold. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/87 "2005-07-05T20:40:31Z")
> [@Greathouse](#): > > **Finn** , not that it matters to you in the least…I normally can’t stand you but that last post was pure comedy gold. Yet another person who mistakes Fool’s Gold for the genuine article. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/88 "2005-07-05T20:42:41Z")
And the cavalcade of content continues! ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/89 "2005-07-05T20:43:07Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > With props to Sir Mix A Lot… > > He likes TIGHT… **BUTTS** and he can’t deny! > You other brothers go and cry. > That when a man walks by with an itty bitty waist, > and hot butt in your face… > YOU GET _SPRUNG_! > Wanna go down low, > cause your sick of wife and hoes. > Deep in the shorts he’s wearin’, > you’re hooked and you can’t stop staring. > Oh baby, you wanna get with him, > and take his picture. > Your pastor tried to warn you, > but that ass you saw makes you SO HORNY! > Oooh, rub that waxed skin, > he said he wants in your van. > Oh screw him, screw him, 'cause he’s better than your right hand. > > You saw him dancin’, > to hell with romancin’, > Cause he’s a hot, shot, who’s eager for your cock. > > You’re tired of magazines, > that say breeding is the only thing. > Take the average horny man and ask him that, > he’ll take a tight male ass. > > FELLAS! (_Yeah_?) FELLAS! ( **Yeah**?) > Has your man candy got the butt? (Hell, yeah!) > Well, bounce it, bounce it, bounce it, bounce it, bounce that healthy butt. > Baby got ass. > > (_LA face with the SF booty_.) Oh, shit, that’s funny. Hee. Lord. Heeeeeee. > [@Mockingbird](#): > > _No_. it didn’t. > > You guys seems so ABSOLUTELY FUCKING OBLIVIOUS to your heterosexism. > > Of course you don’t notice it. Culture is skewed so heavily your way that a straight couple can be doing everything but fucking in public and while a few might complain, if I held Otto’s hand in public, some dicks would try to get a morals charge thrown on us if someone didn’t decide to get violent and attack or kill us\*. > > If the gay posters of the board all decided that we were going to objectify people as viscerally as some of you do… speculating on dick size and being generally graphic about it, many of you would whine. > > Coming in here and further being assholes and taking sport in this really shows how not only do you NOT get it, but demonstrating the behavior that is utterly obnoxious to begin with. No. I think you’re wrong here. This argument would hold water in a lot of places, but I don’t think this is one of them. If you or I decided to extoll the virtues of our preferred genders, we wouldn’t catch any heat whatsoever. In all honesty, if I raved about the goodness of pussy, or you rated an actor on cock size, and someone did have something negative to say about our comments in specific, all I can see is a quick pitting and a pile-on by most of the board on whatever heterosexist fuck made said comment. The few here that would have a problem with it would be wise enough to keep their traps shut. I can’t speak for you, of course, but you’ll find me in the hot girl threads and porn threads right along with the straight Dopers, and no one has ever made a comment about it. I know what you’re referring to is if all gay Dopers did this en masse, but I really can’t see it. All of the breast talk in this thread is the same thing you’ll find in every Pit thread – OP states hatred of behavior A, four million posters pile in and exhibit behavior A just to be funny. Eons ago, I pitted people who feel a need to correct others with “Um, no. [Insert correction here].” What do you think the FIRST ten posts consisted of? Witticisms containing “Um, no” of course. You might would reconsider your thoughts on this – I know and understand what you’re saying about heterosexism, but I think this is the last board to levy that charge at. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/90 "2005-07-05T20:47:41Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > And the cavalcade of content continues! Yes, again you add nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/91 "2005-07-05T20:54:30Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > Yes, again you add nothing. I am eternally guided by your own example. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/92 "2005-07-05T20:54:46Z")
Jesus, you’re the one who started this hijack! **You** add something! You still haven’t. Storming into a thread and making claims of some sort of bigotry, which you still refuse to define, and then whining when you’re called on the carpet… that’s the behavior of a whiney little bitch. Stop being a whiney little bitch, or leave the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/93 "2005-07-05T20:55:09Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > Yes, again you add nothing. Uh, neither are you. What’s your point? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/94 "2005-07-05T20:58:32Z")
Can we get back to the topic? You know…titties? ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/95 "2005-07-05T21:04:03Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Can we get back to the topic? You know…titties? Yay! For the discussion, I would add the **NOT WORKSAFE** url [http://www](http://www). [art-tattoo.com/images/beth7.jpg](http://art-tattoo.com/images/beth7.jpg) I have broken the link on purpose so that you have to manually input it into your browser. I’d say that, on one hand, it does look kinda neat. On the other, holy shit that must hurt! ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/96 "2005-07-05T21:06:27Z")
That is an incredibly shitty tattoo. The flowers are nice, but the bee and butterfly are hideous and out of proportion. I know, I know. “What tattoo?” ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/97 "2005-07-05T21:07:27Z")
**Mock** , my man, seriously - the pills. The pills are your friend. You levelled an unfounded, irrational charge against the people of this board and got called on it. You’re reactiing emotionally, throwing what amounts to a hissy-fit. Your charges against **Miller** of not adding to the thread are, again, irrational and unfounded. As implied with his sarcasm, he did address the OP, in his first post. Chill. Out. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/98 "2005-07-05T21:09:01Z")
**chatelaine** : Maybe she had some weird blemish she wanted to cover up? Or thought that a giant bumble bee would be neat? ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/99 "2005-07-05T21:09:55Z")
Is the person who’s lecturing us about being “juvenile” and “obnoxious” the same person who went nuclear in Cafe Society the other day because someone had the \*\*NERVE \*\*to say that Paula Poundstone’s TV show was canceled after \*\*ONE \*\*episode, when it was actually canceled after \*\*\*TWO \*\*\*episodes? ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/100 "2005-07-05T21:11:18Z")
Could be. The flowers **are** really nice. Am I the only one who hunted for her nipples? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127.md?page=6)