# You like titties. We get it. Stop sharing. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 5, 2005, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127 "2005-07-05T08:27:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/141 "2005-07-06T02:15:03Z")
> [@rorty](#): > > So many beautiful titties. Can’t get 'nuff them titties! [You sure](http://pic.aebn.net/Stream/Movie/Boxcovers/a34472_bf.jpg) [about that](http://www002.upp.so-net.ne.jp/fko/dvdimage/d0351.jpg)? ( **Links are NOT work safe** –Veb) ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/142 "2005-07-06T02:19:58Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > [You sure](http://pic.aebn.net/Stream/Movie/Boxcovers/a34472_bf.jpg) [about that](http://www002.upp.so-net.ne.jp/fko/dvdimage/d0351.jpg)?( **Links are NOT work safe** –Veb) Women with breasts larger than their heads are gross. It’s all about **proportion** , people. Proportion. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/143 "2005-07-06T02:23:26Z")
> [@roger thornhill](#): > > Try telling Barbie that. _You_ **try** telling Barbie that! You think I want to brave the ninjas? And the tigers? And the ninja tigers? Do you think I’m really that desperate to fight ignorance? I’ll leave Barbie’s Hell Lair alone and let her go on enslaving the minds of young girls. Thank you very much! ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/144 "2005-07-06T02:29:02Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Where the shit are her nipples?! Change that 7 to 1. She doesn’t have any. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/145 "2005-07-06T02:31:40Z")
> [@Harborwolf](#): > > Maybe she’s a victorias secret model. They’re genetically engineered to be nippleless. Or she could be a member of a relatively obscure Native American tribe who all share that same genetic anomaly. According to Bureau of Indian Affairs, their numbers are approximately half a thousand, which causes them to be known as the Indian Nippleless 500. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/146 "2005-07-06T02:46:45Z")
Somewhere… electrons are groaning. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/147 "2005-07-06T02:49:05Z")
I’ll see your list, Fin, and raise you … Angel Cakes Double-Whammies Loaves PT Boats Apples Dueling Banjos Loblollies Pumpkins Balboas Dugs Love Melons Rangoons Balloons Dumplings Love Muffins Rib Balloons Bangers Dunes Lulus Rib Cushions Bangles Ear Muffs Macaroons Rivets Bassoons Eclairs Mambos Roundies Baubles Eggplants Mammaries Sandbags Bazongas Enchiladas Mammies Satellites Bazookas Flapjacks Mams Scones Bazooms Flappers Mangos Scoops Beacons Flesh Bulbs Marangos Set Beanbags Flesh Melons Maraschinos Shakers Bebops Floaters Marimbas Shebas Betty Boops Floats Mau Maus Shimmies Big Boppers Fog Lights Mausers Silos Bikini Stuffers Fried Eggs Meatballs Skin Sacks Billibongs Fun Bags Meat Loaves Skooners Blinkers Gagas Melons Smoothies Bombers Garbos Milk Cans Snuggle Pups Bombshells Gazingas Milk Fountains Spark Plugs Bonbons Gazongas Milk Shakes Specials Bongos Glands Molehills Spheres Bonkers Globelets Mommas Spongecakes Boobers Globes Mondos Spuds Boobies Gob Stoppers Montezumas Stacks Boobs Gongas Moo Moos Stuffing Boops Goombas Mother Lodes Sugarplums Bops Grapefruits Mounds Sweater Meat Bosom Grillwork Mountain Peaks Sweater Puffs Boulders Guavas Muchachas Sweet Rolls Bouncers Gum Drops Muffins Tahitis Bra Buddies Handsets Mulligans Tamales Bra Stuffers Hand Warmers Mushmelons Tartugas Bronskis Headers Nancies Tatas Bubbas Headlamps Nectarines Tattlers Bubbies Headlights Niblets Teats Buds Headphones Nibs Tetons Bulbs Headsets Nippeloons Thangs Bulges Hefties Nippelos Thingamajigs Bullets Heifers Nippers Tidbits Bumpers Hemispheres Nippies Titbits Bumps Hills Nips Tits Bust Hindenburgs Nodes Titskis Busters Honeydews Nodules Titters Busties Honkers Noogies Titties Butterballs Hood Ornaments Nose Cones Tomatoes Buttons Hoohas Oompas Tooters Caboodles Hooters Orbs Torpedoes Cannon Balls Hot Cakes Ottomans Tortillas Cantaloups Hottentots Padding Totos Carumbas Howitzers Pagodas Twangers Casabas Hubcaps Pair Tweakers Cha-Chas Huffies Palookas Tweeters Charlies Humdingers Papayas Twin Peaks Chihuahuas Hush Puppies Parabolas Twofers Chimichongas ICBM’s Pastries Tympanies Chiquitas Jawbreakers Paw Patties U-Boats Coconuts Jemimas Peaches Umlauts Congas Jibs Peakers Wahwahs Corkers Jobbers Peaks Waldos Creamers Jugs Pears Warheads Cream Pies Jukes Pects Water-Melons Cuhuangas Jumbos Peepers Whoppers Cupcakes Kabukis Pillows Wind-Jammers Curves Kalamazoos Pips Wobblers Dingers Kazongas Plums Wongas Dinghies Kazoos Pointer-Sisters Woofers Dingos Knobbers Points Yabbos Dirigibles Knockers Pokers Yams Domes Kongas Polygons Yayas Doodads Kumquats Pompons Zeppelins Doozers Lactoids Pontoons Zingers Doozies Lip Fodder Potatoes ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/148 "2005-07-06T02:51:44Z")
:dubious: You don’t need to be able to call them by eight-to-the-eight names in order to appreciate them. I’d quote Romeo and Juliet here, but it’s fairly unnecessary and anyway I’ll probably get it wrong. After all… a picture is worth a thousand words, remember? ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/149 "2005-07-06T02:52:24Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Or she could be a member of a relatively obscure Native American tribe who all share that same genetic anomaly. According to Bureau of Indian Affairs, their numbers are approximately half a thousand, which causes them to be known as the Indian Nippleless 500. 😛 _throws tomatoes_ ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/150 "2005-07-06T02:53:12Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Indian Nippleless 500. 😛 _groan_ You aughta be hanged for that one. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/151 "2005-07-06T02:58:51Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Or she could be a member of a relatively obscure Native American tribe who all share that same genetic anomaly. According to Bureau of Indian Affairs, their numbers are approximately half a thousand, which causes them to be known as the Indian Nippleless 500. 😛 Sir, I salute you. :smack: I was never very good at saluting. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/152 "2005-07-06T02:59:42Z")
**Paul** I’ll see your raise, and use… magic, to change the wager entirely. [Two clicks! Eets prolly safe! Whee!!](http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp) ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/153 "2005-07-06T03:17:40Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Or she could be a member of a relatively obscure Native American tribe who all share that same genetic anomaly. According to Bureau of Indian Affairs, their numbers are approximately half a thousand, which causes them to be known as the Indian Nippleless 500. 😛 And they say my jokes are bad. Actually, I love it. Took me right in. I wanted to work in a joke about the guys with the gearsticks using the right rubbers otherwise they’d be too much friction in the tunnel, but I got a message on my headphones to abort. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/154 "2005-07-06T03:50:13Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Indian Nippleless 500. 😛 Ohhh, I get it. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/155 "2005-07-06T04:23:46Z")
> [@Pythian Habenero](#): > > Fish tits? I removed this link, which went to a Google images search for “fish tits”. If you have Google’s search filter turned off, it turns up some gross images. Very gross images. _:: shudder ::_ This job sucks. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/156 "2005-07-06T04:41:55Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > I removed this link, which went to a Google images search for “fish tits”. If you have Google’s search filter turned off, it turns up some gross images. > > Very gross images. > > _:: shudder ::_ > > This job sucks. 😕😕😕 All I get Googling “fish tits” is 5 pictures, none of which are gross, or even particularly relevant. I mean, a silver dish, a guy juggling…what to these images have to do with fish tits? ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/157 "2005-07-06T04:47:03Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > \*(And here I thought I was a C-Cup, until I went bra-shopping this morning. Dammit, do these things EVER stop growing? Jesus!) I don’t know about growing but I can tell you that pregnancy and age have left mine a wee bit um . . . . deflated. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/158 "2005-07-06T04:47:13Z")
Turn your search filter off. On second though, **don’t**. Jesus christ. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/159 "2005-07-06T04:50:53Z")
Ooooookey, then. The varieties of human experience… ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/160 "2005-07-06T05:59:39Z")
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