# You like titties. We get it. Stop sharing. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 5, 2005, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127 "2005-07-05T08:27:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/161 "2005-07-06T07:12:52Z")
First off, I LOVES ME SOME TAYTAYS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo! Secondly, I think those tattooed ones were probably the after pic of a double masectomy with some reconstructive surgery and tattooed-in flower-nipples. Third, Uhhhh Nawww. **Otto** was right. Titties and/or the love of the titties leads to the DEVIL. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/162 "2005-07-06T12:21:40Z")
_shudders_ I agree, nipples have been removed. _sigh_ Whom ever offered to link to Ms Jolies’ tail has failed to follow through. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/45deac/32.png) [@Evil\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_One)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/163 "2005-07-06T13:23:47Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Jeez, you’ve got a filthy mind, whatever made you think of _that_ :dubious: > > Obviously, I was not thinking of anything quite so crass as tits. No, my friend, I was thinking of Airbags , Appalachians, Assets, Baby bait, Backbreakers, Back rubbers, Backrests, Balloons, Banana squeezers, Basketballs, Bazongas, Bazooms, Bazoombas, Bedtime beach balls, Bigguns, Bikini stuffers, Blouse bunnies, Boobage, Boobies, Boobs, Bookends, Boulders, Cannon balls, Cans, Cantaloupes, Casabas, Chest puppies, Coconuts, Cock Warmers, Cold weather indicators, Curves, Cushions, Dairy pillows, Dirty pillows , Dolly Partons, Doozers, Double D’s, Double whammies, Dual air bags, Flesh Colored Fun Bags, Flesh melons, Flotation devices, Food For Thought, Fun bags, Gajoombas, Gazongas, God’s greatest creation, Grand Tetons, Handholds, Hand warmers, Happy bags, Happy fun bags, Happy pillows, Hat hangers, Honeydews, Hoohas, Hooters, Hypnotizers, Jigglers, Jug, Jumbos, Kazongas, Lethal weapons, Love jugs, Love melons, Love pillows, Lucky charms, Lungs, Magnets, Majestic mountains, Massage pillows, Melons, Mesmerizers, Milk bags, Milk shakes, Milk wagons, Moneymakers, Mounds, Mountains, Nature’s little thermometers, Naughty bits, Nice-uns, Omigods, Orbs, Padding, Pair of problems, Party bags, Perkies, Perpetual entertainment, Personal flotation devices, Pert and perkies, Pillows, Pompoms, Rack, Rackage, Rib balloons, Rib cushions, Shelf, Shock and awe, Silicone earmuffs, Ski slopes, Stress busters, Sweater kittens, Sweater melons, Sweater puppies, Sweater stuffers, Ta-tas, Ticket sellers, Tig bitties, Twin peaks, Unidentified bouncing objects, Watermelons, or maybe Wonder twins. > > I hope this clears up any problems. I was in stitches after reading this. Thanks, FinnAgain. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/164 "2005-07-06T13:27:33Z")
> [@Uncommon Sense](#): > > _sigh_ > Whom ever offered to link to Ms Jolies’ tail has failed to follow through. I shall pick up the slack: [http://www.big-boys.com](http://www.big-boys.com)\*\*\*\*\*/articles/angphoto.html [Remove the asterisks. **Not safe for work.** At all. Ever. In any shape, way, or form.] ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/165 "2005-07-06T14:04:14Z")
> [@TokyoPlayer](#): > > that’s why i’m here. 😉 You’re here to satisfy my addiction for teriyaki chicken? Interesting. …What? I _said_ I was talking about food. I may also have been talking about other stuff, but it’s generally best not to assume. 😛 > [@chatelaine](#): > > I shall pick up the slack: [http://www.big-boys.com](http://www.big-boys.com)\*\*\*\*\*/articles/angphoto.html [Remove the asterisks. **Not safe for work.** At all. Ever. In any shape, way, or form.] I would not call that “Angelina Jolie’s tail”. I would call it “probably Angelina Jolie, plus some other chick, having nude photos taken of them as they have surprisingly artful lesbian sex through a fence”. There is far too little butt in that movie. I demand more butt. If you can’t find Angelina Jolie, then I demand Eliza Dushku’s butt instead. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/166 "2005-07-06T14:09:50Z")
That’s definitely Angelina, and the other chick is Elizabeth Mitchell. Re: Your request for more ass – you picky bastard! I don’t see you bringing the hot lesbo pr0n! No more ass until you contribute! ---
**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/167 "2005-07-06T14:13:06Z")
All I want to know is… Won’t someone please think of the titties? In re: the lists of names for titties. All you really have to do is find a noun, make it plural and stick it in the sentence “did you see the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ on that one?” It works every time. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/168 "2005-07-06T14:17:42Z")
> [@Pythian Habenero](#): > > You’re here to satisfy my addiction for teriyaki chicken? Interesting. > > …What? I _said_ I was talking about food. I may also have been talking about other stuff, but it’s generally best not to assume. 😛 > I would not call that “Angelina Jolie’s tail”. I would call it “probably Angelina Jolie, plus some other chick, having nude photos taken of them as they have surprisingly artful lesbian sex through a fence”. There is far too little butt in that movie. I demand more butt. If you can’t find Angelina Jolie, then I demand Eliza Dushku’s butt instead. If you find Eliza’s butt, I demand you share. ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/169 "2005-07-06T14:24:07Z")
> [@chatelaine](#): > > That’s definitely Angelina, and the other chick is Elizabeth Mitchell. > > Re: Your request for more ass – you picky bastard! I don’t see you bringing the hot lesbo pr0n! No more ass until you contribute! That would be “picky bitch”, technically. And I’m always ready to offer something from my astoundingly large collection of Dushku photos. 🙂 (I only wish I had an extensive collection of hot lesbo pr0n.) > [@CandidGamera](#): > > If you find Eliza’s butt, I demand you share. So many requests! Very well, I grant, I grant. http:// [img255.imageshack.us/](http://img255.imageshack.us/) img255/ 9176/ 1118rj.jpg Take out the spaces for yummy Eliza goodness. It’s probably worksafe, unless you work in a convent, but I’m taking no chances. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/170 "2005-07-06T14:29:04Z")
> [@Pythian Habenero](#): > > That would be “picky bitch”, technically. > > And I’m always ready to offer something from my astoundingly large collection of Dushku photos. 🙂 (I only wish I had an extensive collection of hot lesbo pr0n.) > So many requests! Very well, I grant, I grant. > > http:// [img255.imageshack.us/](http://img255.imageshack.us/) img255/ 9176/ 1118rj.jpg > > Take out the spaces for yummy Eliza goodness. It’s probably worksafe, unless you work in a convent, but I’m taking no chances. I’ll wait till home, to be safe. But thank you, preemptively. Nice to know others share my endless admiration for Eliza. ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/171 "2005-07-06T14:41:48Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > I’ll wait till home, to be safe. But thank you, preemptively. Nice to know others share my endless admiration for Eliza. How can we not? She’s so… yummy-looking! Oh, and that picture is also insanely, insanely large. If your monitor doesn’t have good resolution you may have to resize it. And by good resolution I mean 1600x1200. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/172 "2005-07-06T14:46:20Z")
> [@Pythian Habenero](#): > > That would be “picky bitch”, technically. > > And I’m always ready to offer something from my astoundingly large collection of Dushku photos. 🙂 (I only wish I had an extensive collection of hot lesbo pr0n.) You’re my kind of bitch or bastard, whichever you prefer. And since you brought hot Eliza, I now bring the promised hot Jolie bottom. http:\*\*[//www.joliesdragon.com/angel\_dolls/Allure2004/pages/allure0408.htm](https://www.joliesdragon.com/angel_dolls/Allure2004/pages/allure0408.htm) [Remove asterisks. Kinda not safe.] ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/173 "2005-07-06T14:47:28Z")
Argh, try this link instead: http:\*\*[//www.joliesdragon.com/angel\_dolls/Allure2004/pages/allure0408.htm](https://www.joliesdragon.com/angel_dolls/Allure2004/pages/allure0408.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/174 "2005-07-06T15:03:03Z")
Mmm. Hot Jolie bottom. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/175 "2005-07-06T15:25:18Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Jeez, you’ve got a filthy mind, whatever made you think of _that_ :dubious: > > Obviously, I was not thinking of anything quite so crass as tits. No, my friend, I was thinking of Airbags , Appalachians, Assets, Baby bait, Backbreakers, Back rubbers, Backrests, Balloons, Banana squeezers, Basketballs, Bazongas, Bazooms, Bazoombas, Bedtime beach balls, Bigguns, Bikini stuffers, Blouse bunnies, Boobage, Boobies, Boobs, Bookends, Boulders, Cannon balls, Cans, Cantaloupes, Casabas, Chest puppies, Coconuts, Cock Warmers, Cold weather indicators, Curves, Cushions, Dairy pillows, Dirty pillows , Dolly Partons, Doozers, Double D’s, Double whammies, Dual air bags, Flesh Colored Fun Bags, Flesh melons, Flotation devices, Food For Thought, Fun bags, Gajoombas, Gazongas, God’s greatest creation, Grand Tetons, Handholds, Hand warmers, Happy bags, Happy fun bags, Happy pillows, Hat hangers, Honeydews, Hoohas, Hooters, Hypnotizers, Jigglers, Jug, Jumbos, Kazongas, Lethal weapons, Love jugs, Love melons, Love pillows, Lucky charms, Lungs, Magnets, Majestic mountains, Massage pillows, Melons, Mesmerizers, Milk bags, Milk shakes, Milk wagons, Moneymakers, Mounds, Mountains, Nature’s little thermometers, Naughty bits, Nice-uns, Omigods, Orbs, Padding, Pair of problems, Party bags, Perkies, Perpetual entertainment, Personal flotation devices, Pert and perkies, Pillows, Pompoms, Rack, Rackage, Rib balloons, Rib cushions, Shelf, Shock and awe, Silicone earmuffs, Ski slopes, Stress busters, Sweater kittens, Sweater melons, Sweater puppies, Sweater stuffers, Ta-tas, Ticket sellers, Tig bitties, Twin peaks, Unidentified bouncing objects, Watermelons, or maybe Wonder twins. > > I hope this clears up any problems. You forgot “Chi Chis” and I don’t mean the restaurant. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/176 "2005-07-06T15:49:24Z")
People, people, people… let’s learn a bit a vBulletin, shall we? You can include URLs in your posts _without_ making them links by un-checking “Automatically parse links in text” on the reply page. It’s directly beneath the “Show your signature” option. That way you can post the actual link (without the extra spaces or asterisks or whatever) and still keep in completely safe for the people at work. Really, folks, it’s hard to manually fix URLs when you’re only using one hand. ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/177 "2005-07-06T15:59:16Z")
> [@Troy McClure SF](#): > > Really, folks, it’s hard to manually fix URLs when you’re only using one hand. It is? Then how do I manage it? I rarely use more than one hand at a time unless actually typing, and deleting spaces/stars doesn’t count. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/178 "2005-07-06T16:25:54Z")
> [@Pythian Habenero](#): > > It is? Then how do I manage it? I rarely use more than one hand at a time unless actually typing, and deleting spaces/stars doesn’t count. Oh, for the love of- Fine, put the goddamn asterisks in, for god’s sake! ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/179 "2005-07-06T16:28:27Z")
> [@Troy McClure SF](#): > > Oh, for the love of- > > Fine, put the goddamn asterisks in, for god’s sake! Uhh? …Either I missed a joke, or there’s some other reason why you’re annoyed with me… whatever it is, I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127/180 "2005-07-06T16:32:55Z")
> [@Pythian Habenero](#): > > Uhh? …Either I missed a joke, or there’s some other reason why you’re annoyed with me… whatever it is, I don’t get it. Well, one of us got whooshed. Ah well. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-like-titties-we-get-it-stop-sharing/311127.md?page=10)