# You may alter or add one feature on your car - what will it be?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-alter-or-add-one-feature-on-your-car-what-will-it-be/685951>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 12, 2014, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-alter-or-add-one-feature-on-your-car-what-will-it-be/685951 "2014-04-12T18:33:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![AllShookDown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d9b06d/32.png) [@AllShookDown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllShookDown)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-alter-or-add-one-feature-on-your-car-what-will-it-be/685951/81 "2014-04-15T15:41:46Z")

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I want a heated steering wheel, too. I’d much rather have that than my heated seats that take half an hour to heat up to where you notice it, anyway.

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**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-alter-or-add-one-feature-on-your-car-what-will-it-be/685951/82 "2014-04-15T17:45:18Z")

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> [@chiroptera](#):
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> Manual transmission.

Me, too. Plus, two more cylinders.

I wouldn’t turn down heated seats either. My son’s car has 'em. The sound like a needles luxury, but they ease some pain in my back sometimes.

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**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-alter-or-add-one-feature-on-your-car-what-will-it-be/685951/83 "2014-04-15T17:51:21Z")

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I have to say that heated stearing wheel gets a nod, heated seats not so much. I have/had them (it broke on the driver’s seat) and never found much use for them. Turn them on, not instant, forget about it, your butt is on fire, turn them off. Yes not much use for them.

YMMV

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-alter-or-add-one-feature-on-your-car-what-will-it-be/685951/84 "2014-04-15T17:56:06Z")

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Grenade launcher. I’d never drive again, either because I killed or maimed myself with it and/or I’d be in prison for life for murdering dozens of people with it, but that would be one _hell_ of a last drive.

On second thought, that’s definitely in the “bad idea” column.

Then I’ll have to go with a megaphone system. I’d probably still get into trouble with it, but I don’t think I could do nearly as much damage.

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**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-alter-or-add-one-feature-on-your-car-what-will-it-be/685951/85 "2014-04-15T18:36:37Z")

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I don’t know why so many request diesel, when looking to refuel I bet they would reconsider.

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**Author:** ![GreasyJack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/df705f/32.png) [@GreasyJack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreasyJack)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-alter-or-add-one-feature-on-your-car-what-will-it-be/685951/86 "2014-04-15T19:34:56Z")

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> [@kanicbird](#):
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> I don’t know why so many request diesel, when looking to refuel I bet they would reconsider.

Diesel is more expensive per gallon these days, but you buy a lot less of it since diesels get much better mileage. It’s not as apparent in the US because the humongous truck diesels and the Volkswagen TDI cars we get here use diesel to boost both performance and mileage compared to the gas versions, but in the rest of the world they sell diesels that are closer to the base engines in performance that get _way_ better mileage.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-alter-or-add-one-feature-on-your-car-what-will-it-be/685951/87 "2014-04-16T01:07:36Z")

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Cruise Control. I like small “urban” cars but my usage is a mixture of city usage and long highway ones (stuff like “moving from Northern Spain to Switzerland”); CC would be great for those long trips and it’s only available in bigger cars.

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**Author:** ![Silophant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Silophant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silophant)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-alter-or-add-one-feature-on-your-car-what-will-it-be/685951/88 "2014-04-16T01:19:22Z")

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Working cruise control. My car has it, but it turns itself off whenever the lever is moved, like, say to operate the blinkers or headlights.

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-alter-or-add-one-feature-on-your-car-what-will-it-be/685951/89 "2014-04-16T04:59:19Z")

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Real: leather seats, freaking dog hair just does not come out of the cloth

Fantasy: self cleaning

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-alter-or-add-one-feature-on-your-car-what-will-it-be/685951/90 "2014-04-16T16:14:35Z")

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My car has everything I need. But I’d love to have the body work done, to fix the rear right corner, where I backed into the house.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-alter-or-add-one-feature-on-your-car-what-will-it-be/685951/91 "2014-04-16T16:16:39Z")

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I have very few issues with my current car (2012 Ford Mustang coupe). If I could add one feature, it’d be a sunroof. Second choice would be heated seats.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-alter-or-add-one-feature-on-your-car-what-will-it-be/685951/92 "2014-04-17T01:07:10Z")

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Lips, or teeth, or fangs, or a droopy tongue on my smiley-face Mazda front grill. :-()

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**Author:** ![What\_the](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f4b2a3/32.png) [@What\_the](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_the)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-alter-or-add-one-feature-on-your-car-what-will-it-be/685951/93 "2014-04-17T15:28:02Z")

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A better Sirius/XM tuner so that I can be prompted when my favorite songs are played on another channel.

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**Author:** ![pullin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c57346/32.png) [@pullin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pullin)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2014, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-alter-or-add-one-feature-on-your-car-what-will-it-be/685951/94 "2014-04-18T10:49:15Z")

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Somewhere around 2005, Someone In Charge (SIC) decided that all headrests should force my head and neck into insanely uncomfortable positions.

I want a button mounted in my car, which transmits signals to a large shock machine hooked to SIC’s genitals. And I want my radio speaker to return the sound of his screams every time I press it.

Seriously. I just want a goddamn headrest that doesn’t hurt my neck.

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