# You may ask God any three yes-or-no questions and have them answered. What do you ask?

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**Post date:** [September 19, 2009, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-ask-god-any-three-yes-or-no-questions-and-have-them-answered-what-do-you-ask/510750/12 "2009-09-19T22:21:13Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> To which the deponent replies, “You appear to be unclear at the meaning of the phrase _yes or no question_. Sucks to be you. :D”

I’ll try again.

1. Is there a purpose to life?

2. If I go on living life like I have been, will I go to heaven after I die?

3. Do you plan on intervening in human affairs to right wrongs, wipe away sorrow, and create Heaven on Earth?

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