# You may kiss the groom **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 20, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-kiss-the-groom/275873 "2004-11-20T22:00:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-kiss-the-groom/275873/101 "2004-11-23T15:35:52Z")
I’m compelled to point this out, even though I’m sure no one really noticed. In the wedding pic with the Doper contingent and Miles the Monkey (my new desktop background BTW), there’s a bottle of beer in front of me, and another in front of Jer. They weren’t ours - as in, we didn’t make an “exception” to sobriety because it was our wedding. Just being a bit paranoid. ---
**Author:** ![NotWithoutRage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NotWithoutRage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotWithoutRage)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-kiss-the-groom/275873/102 "2004-11-23T15:40:43Z")
> [@scott evil](#): > > I’m compelled to point this out, even though I’m sure no one really noticed. In the wedding pic with the Doper contingent and Miles the Monkey (my new desktop background BTW), there’s a bottle of beer in front of me, and another in front of Jer. They weren’t ours - as in, we didn’t make an “exception” to sobriety because it was our wedding. > > Just being a bit paranoid. Yeah, those were mine… ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-kiss-the-groom/275873/103 "2004-11-23T17:11:25Z")
> [@lno](#): > > Congratulations. Now I forgive you for the whole rabbit-peeing incident. 😉 How often will we have to tell you, you weren’t peed on, you were christened. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-kiss-the-groom/275873/104 "2004-11-23T17:36:16Z")
> [@scott evil](#): > > Why do I look good in **matt** ’s pictures and fat in **clay** ’s? > > Goddammit. :mad: You don’t look fat, just joyously happy! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-kiss-the-groom/275873/105 "2004-11-23T22:09:52Z")
> [@Freyr](#): > > You don’t look fat, just joyously happy! 😉 Uh-huh. _::sigh::_… Back on low-carb for me. ---
**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-kiss-the-groom/275873/106 "2004-11-23T22:34:31Z")
OK, I’m 3 days and 104 posts late, but CONGRATULATIONS. (sniffle) I love weddings. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-kiss-the-groom/275873/107 "2004-11-23T23:59:35Z")
All the Best, and now having caught your man, who the hell cares if you get fat? Stuck with you now… ---
**Author:** ![IGJoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/igjoe/32/5420_2.png) [@IGJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IGJoe)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-kiss-the-groom/275873/108 "2004-11-24T00:45:27Z")
> [@Already in Use](#): > > I try to think of myself as really un-sentimental, but, um, me too. > > Congratulations, gentlemen, and I wish you a wonderful future together. Umm, me three? Congrats guys, I wish you the best of times together! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-kiss-the-groom/275873/109 "2004-11-24T01:02:30Z")
> [@scott evil](#): > > Why do I look good in **matt** ’s pictures and fat in **clay** ’s? “Hon? Does this wedding ring make me look fat?” “Darlin’, it makes you look _hot._ Get over here.” 😉 Congrats. Now, of course, I wonder what the hardware store will say when you go in and order a Welcome sign for The Evils… ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-kiss-the-groom/275873/110 "2004-11-24T02:51:34Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] “Hon? Does this wedding ring make me look fat?” “Darlin’, it makes you look _hot._ Get over here.” [QUOTE] That’s hilarious. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-may-kiss-the-groom/275873.md?page=5)