# You might be a Doper if you... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 12, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-doper-if-you/289694 "2005-02-12T02:43:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![WeRSauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f19dbf/32.png) [@WeRSauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WeRSauron)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-doper-if-you/289694/41 "2005-02-14T04:41:55Z")
You would rather sell your soul to Satan than see the Board go down. WRS ---
**Author:** ![thirdwarning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecccb3/32.png) [@thirdwarning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdwarning)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-doper-if-you/289694/42 "2005-02-14T06:21:32Z")
you get a Christmas card with a return address you don’t recognize, and then yell, “It’s from my mugger!” ---
**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-doper-if-you/289694/43 "2005-02-14T12:22:03Z")
> [@thirdwarning](#): > > you get a Christmas card with a return address you don’t recognize, and then yell, “It’s from my mugger!” Any chance you could explain this one to a guest with no search capabilities? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-doper-if-you/289694/44 "2005-02-14T13:47:09Z")
… wish every message board had a :dubious: smiley. They need them. They just don’t realize how much… ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-doper-if-you/289694/45 "2005-02-14T17:47:45Z")
If you: -come back, and bring pie. -see something, and think “OMG” to yourself…and pronounce it. -watch your favorite show/movie/whatever, then can’t wait to get to the boards to see what others thought of it -missed your favorite show/movie/whatever, and can’t wait to get to the boards to see what you missed -wonder what other Dopers think of the movie/book/whatever that you’re curious about ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-doper-if-you/289694/46 "2005-02-14T17:50:06Z")
> [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](#): > > Any chance you could explain this one to a guest with no search capabilities? A little while ago we had a coffee mug exchange. We refferred to the receiver of a mug as the “muggee”, and the giver as the “mugger”. Alot of fun! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-doper-if-you/289694/47 "2005-02-14T19:10:16Z")
You want your liscense plate to readL \*\* SDMB\*\* or **Hi Opal**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-doper-if-you/289694.md?page=2)