# You might be a Nazi if... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 18, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204 "2010-09-18T18:31:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/1 "2010-09-18T18:31:34Z")
…your shoes are made of Jews. …you’re building V2 rockets in your basement with slave labor. …you keep breaking into your Polish neighbor’s house. …you’re the Pope. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/2 "2010-09-18T19:45:54Z")
Uh, wut? If your intention is to criticize the current Pope generally or for something he’s just said on his trip to the U.K., you should link to a story on that. But if your intention is humorous, I’m afraid you’ve just laid a rotten egg. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/3 "2010-09-18T19:47:58Z")
Please, you’re besmirching the good name of those of us who build V2 rockets in our basements with slave labor as hobbyists. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/4 "2010-09-18T19:48:52Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > …your shoes are made of Jews. > …you’re building V2 rockets in your basement with slave labor. > …you keep breaking into your Polish neighbor’s house. > …you’re the Pope. I don’t have a basement, I don’t know my neighbor’s nationality, I’m definitely not the Pope and my shoes are made of Taiwanese children … er, I mean “made by”. So I think I’m okay. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/5 "2010-09-18T19:56:22Z")
… every thread you’ve ever participated in on the internet in your entire online life has been instantly Godwinized. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/6 "2010-09-18T20:25:37Z")
Illinois, Illinois, Illinois ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/7 "2010-09-18T20:47:30Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > Illinois, Illinois, Illinois Damn, I _hate_ Illinois Nazis! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/8 "2010-09-19T00:38:19Z")
You might be a Nazi if… you’ve ever putsched a beer hall. your house has a kitchen, three bedrooms, one and a half baths, and a lebensraum. you secretly hope that one of these times Klink will foil Hogan’s plan. you learned to speak Spanish in 1945. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/9 "2010-09-19T00:40:41Z")
Whenever I putsch in a beer hall, I always look around and ask, “Who did that?” ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/10 "2010-09-19T00:48:18Z")
… you only use Zyklon B as a pesticide. … whenever you see Russian tanks on the news, you become nostalgic for Paraguay. … you first thought when you’re planning a vacation is :“which panzer should I use ?”. … when you plan a cruise, you are looking for the tours that use U-boats. ---
**Author:** ![Troubles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Troubles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troubles)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/11 "2010-09-19T01:02:18Z")
…you’re an atheist. [/JosephRatzinger] ---
**Author:** ![dzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dzero)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/12 "2010-09-19T01:06:39Z")
you collect posters of people waving to kyle - [Seen Kyle | Know Your Meme](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/seen-kyle) ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/13 "2010-09-19T01:27:31Z")
… the future belongs to you. … you think you’ll check the attic at Prinsengracht 263-267 in Amsterdam one more time, just in case. … you list [Kolberg](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolberg_(film)) as one of your top ten films of all time. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/14 "2010-09-19T01:57:46Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Whenever I putsch in a beer hall, I always look around and ask, “Who did that?” Do it in the Rathskeller. You will be in good company. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/15 "2010-09-19T02:08:04Z")
> [@Duckster](#): > > > [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > > > Whenever I putsch in a beer hall, I always look around and ask, “Who did that?” > > Do it in the Rathskeller. You will be in good company. An alumni? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/16 "2010-09-19T02:13:46Z")
…you don’t discuss where you got those lampshades. …you can’t decide whether to wear the lightning bolt or the death’s head cufflinks. …your children are named Adolf and Eva. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/17 "2010-09-19T02:16:55Z")
…if the sound of breaking glass makes you nostalgic …if, to you, “arbeit macht frei” just means you can retire early ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/18 "2010-09-19T02:34:05Z")
…you only have long knives in your kitchen. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/19 "2010-09-19T02:45:36Z")
…You like recreational autopsies. ??? ---
**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/20 "2010-09-19T03:17:26Z")
Obligatory [link](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ5hXwo4De0) to the perfect song for this thread. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204.md?page=2)