# You might be a Nazi if... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 18, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204 "2010-09-18T18:31:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/21 "2010-09-19T03:24:07Z")
You drive a frickin panzer baby! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/22 "2010-09-19T03:25:51Z")
…you berate geese for improper goose stepping. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/23 "2010-09-19T03:41:14Z")
…you eat Chinese food and a half hour later you’re hungry for power. …comic books confuse you because you keep thinking the minions wearing skulls on their uniforms are the good guys. …when you hear that Ben Grimm aka the Thing of the Fantastic Four is Jewish, your reaction is “Of course! Just look at him!” ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/24 "2010-09-19T03:48:40Z")
…you eat Chinese people, and you want more a half hour later. ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/25 "2010-09-19T08:46:42Z")
… you have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever. > [@The\_Scrivener](#): > > Uh, wut? > > If your intention is to criticize the current Pope generally or for something he’s just said on his trip to the U.K., you should link to a story on that. > > But if your intention is humorous, I’m afraid you’ve just laid a rotten egg. 😛 … you click your boot heels when you hail a taxi. … you have a bumper sticker that says “My other Panzer is a Königstiger”. … you have a jar full of quarters next to a jar full of dental fillings. … you think Eva Braun was hawt. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/26 "2010-09-19T13:41:45Z")
You’re not a fan of Catholic priests, but gee, that Charles Coughlin makes some good points! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/27 "2010-09-19T14:18:11Z")
…you think Glenn Beck makes sense. …you think Michelle Bachman makes sense. …you think Sarah. . . .ah, fuck it. Just see \*\*Curtis LeMay’s \*\*polling list. ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/28 "2010-09-19T14:29:53Z")
… you enjoyed your vacation in Argentina so much you decided to move there permanently. … the Mossad ended your Argentinian vacation early by kidnapping you off the street. … you haf vays of making people talk! ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/29 "2010-09-19T14:48:57Z")
… You look in the mirror and can’t see your own hair and eye color. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/30 "2010-09-19T14:59:51Z")
> [@detop](#): > > … whenever you see Russian tanks on the news, you become nostalgic for Paraguay. …whenever you watch a wildlife documentary on the child rearing habits of raptors, you become nostalgic for the Kehlsteinhaus. ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/31 "2010-09-19T15:13:31Z")
…whenever the best player on your favourite sports team is traded you deliver a three minute tirade about disloyal generals that ends with you sobbing into your hands. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/32 "2010-09-19T16:19:20Z")
You like to paint tranquil landscape pictures and play with Mickey Mouse figurines to help relax after a hard day of genocide. Germans can invent the modern automobile but they can’t come up with a good stomach gas remedy? What the hell is that all about? Have some scientists killed for this cockup. That they say Germans have no sense of humor is joke #1!!! Those aren’t swstikas in my house decor, I just really love Native American art. Why do I keep losing money on sports betting? Your average German should be able to beat any black runner or basketball player. Gas the coaching staff again. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/33 "2010-09-19T16:45:44Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > …Why do I keep losing money on sports betting? Your average German should be able to beat any black runner or basketball player. Gas the coaching staff again. It’s the “again” that really makes this one work. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/34 "2010-09-19T17:04:51Z")
> [@Gorsnak](#): > > …whenever the best player on your favourite sports team is traded you deliver a three minute tirade about disloyal generals that ends with you sobbing into your hands. … that ends up as a YouTube meme … ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/35 "2010-09-19T17:09:10Z")
… the company you work for is having a bad year. You suggest to some co-workers that now would be a good time to kill the board of directors and sieze power. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/36 "2010-09-19T17:17:43Z")
…you demand to march over and seize the factory next door. “No one will dare stop us!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/37 "2010-09-19T20:30:50Z")
… your papers are in order. … you dressed in black long before the Goth kids did. … you don’t look half bad in _lederhosen_. … you think Pat Buchanan is a pussy. … you have never worn a yarmulke. … you have already planned the kidnapping and torture of Mel Brooks. … as with any good Aryan, you’re tall like Goebbels, thin like Goering, and blonde like Hitler. ---
**Author:** ![may\_be\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@may\_be\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/may_be_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/38 "2010-09-20T00:21:18Z")
> [@tr0psn4j](#): > > You drive a frickin panzer baby! you beat me to it ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/39 "2010-09-20T00:32:27Z")
He’s a Nazi and a Ninja. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/40 "2010-09-20T03:45:44Z")
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