# You might be a Nazi if...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 18, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204 "2010-09-18T18:31:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/41 "2010-09-20T04:10:14Z")

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…your oven seats 6.

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/42 "2010-09-20T15:43:40Z")

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…You don’t take two bottles into the shower. One canister is quite enough.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/43 "2010-09-20T15:52:36Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> … you have already planned the kidnapping and torture of Mel Brooks.

Or Quentin Tarantino.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-nazi-if/554204/44 "2010-09-20T22:34:30Z")

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> [@Ale](#):
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> … you have a bumper sticker that says “My other Panzer is a Königstiger”.

I have actually seen a “My Boss is an Austrian Painter” sticker.

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