# ...you might be a redneck. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 30, 2000, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/20883 "2000-05-30T14:17:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/20883/41 "2004-04-25T07:47:54Z")
**Snooooopy!** I just about died! The prime directive!!! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/20883/42 "2004-04-25T07:54:11Z")
> [@Snooooopy](#): > > … you’ve ever heard him yell, “The Prime Directive can KISS MY ASS!” > … he has ever routed the broadcast of a demolition derby through the deflector dish. > > What Web site are you quoting from, by the way? Considering he posted that _FOUR YEARS AGO_, I wouldn’t hold my breath for an answer. ---
**Author:** ![WILLASS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WILLASS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WILLASS)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/20883/43 "2004-04-25T12:21:03Z")
If, when you introduce your wife and your mother, it is the same woman. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/20883/44 "2004-04-25T17:05:03Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Considering he posted that _FOUR YEARS AGO_, I wouldn’t hold my breath for an answer. Huh? Oh, wow, hadn’t noticed that. Then again, he is a charter member, so he obviously wandered back to pony up his $4.95. ---
**Author:** ![amie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@amie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amie)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/20883/45 "2004-04-25T22:13:33Z")
All the posts from the first of the thread to **Gilligan** ’s up are dated as May 30-31, 2000… Maybe the hamsters need a nap? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![kid40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3d9bf3/32.png) [@kid40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kid40)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/20883/46 "2007-06-05T09:59:58Z")
What does a redneck use for protection during sex? A bus shelter. What do you call a 30 year old redneck female? Grandma. ---
**Author:** ![kid40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3d9bf3/32.png) [@kid40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kid40)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/20883/47 "2007-06-05T10:05:08Z")
What does a redneck use for protection during sex? A bus shelter. What do you call a 30 year old redneck female? Grandma. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/20883/48 "2007-06-05T10:46:09Z")
Q: What do you call a brain-eating zombie at a NASCAR race? A: Hungry ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/20883/49 "2007-06-05T10:51:23Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] Q: What do you call a brain-eating zombie at a NASCAR race? A: Hungry [/QUOTE] A post about zombies to a zombie thread ? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-be-a-redneck/20883/50 "2007-06-05T11:09:16Z")
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