# "You might say I'm crazy, but yo- it is the end of the world."

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-say-im-crazy-but-yo-it-is-the-end-of-the-world/329099>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 2, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-say-im-crazy-but-yo-it-is-the-end-of-the-world/329099 "2005-11-02T16:34:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-say-im-crazy-but-yo-it-is-the-end-of-the-world/329099/21 "2005-11-02T21:09:47Z")

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> [@Weirddave](#):
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> Huh. Whattayano. I feel fine.

😃

But… it starts with an earthquake!

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**Author:** ![whole\_bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@whole\_bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whole_bean)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-say-im-crazy-but-yo-it-is-the-end-of-the-world/329099/22 "2005-11-02T21:35:39Z")

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> [@Antigen](#):
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> 😃
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> But… it starts with an earthquake!

don’t forget the birds, snakes and airplanes

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-say-im-crazy-but-yo-it-is-the-end-of-the-world/329099/23 "2005-11-02T22:13:50Z")

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How’s Lenny Bruce taking all this?

And it can’t be the end of the world yet. The Detroit Tigers are still playing below .500 and the Lions still stink. Everything seems right with the cosmos from a sports point of view.

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-say-im-crazy-but-yo-it-is-the-end-of-the-world/329099/24 "2005-11-02T22:47:59Z")

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> [@Finagle](#):
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> You haven’t looked very hard, have you?

I was gonna say that exact thing. The world is chock-a-block with mass stupidity, America’s just more, shall we say, out there about their stupidity.

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**Author:** ![Hassan\_Ibn\_Sabbah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/91b2a8/32.png) [@Hassan\_Ibn\_Sabbah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hassan_Ibn_Sabbah)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-say-im-crazy-but-yo-it-is-the-end-of-the-world/329099/25 "2005-11-02T22:54:12Z")

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If the world gets blown to smithereens (whatever they are and do they taste good) I have aplan…I am going to put my son in a rocket and send him off to a primitive planet…

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**Author:** ![whole\_bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@whole\_bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whole_bean)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-say-im-crazy-but-yo-it-is-the-end-of-the-world/329099/26 "2005-11-02T23:18:26Z")

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> [@Harborwolf](#):
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> How’s Lenny Bruce taking all this?

rumor is, he’s not afraid

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**Author:** ![Mycroft\_Holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-say-im-crazy-but-yo-it-is-the-end-of-the-world/329099/27 "2005-11-03T12:34:40Z")

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> [@Finagle](#):
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> You haven’t looked very hard, have you?

Damn, you’re right, I haven’t. There is plenty of stupidity in Africa, the Middle-East, and lots of other parts of the world to go around.

I guess I’m more worried about the _decline_ in intelligence and plain old common-sense I seem to be perceiving. Of course there are plenty of intelligent people in the States. Not for nothing are the worlds best universities and most of the Nobel prize winners from there. Yet I can’t help but have the feeling that Joe Blow from Mainstreet, U.S.A. is getting stupider by the minute. But that’s a subject for a completely different thread, so let’s go on with the apocalypse, shall we. [This](http://impact.arc.nasa.gov/news_detail.cfm?ID=165) has me more worried than any of the other signs of impending doom.

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-say-im-crazy-but-yo-it-is-the-end-of-the-world/329099/28 "2005-11-03T16:12:31Z")

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> [@Hassan Ibn Sabbah](#):
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> If the world gets blown to smithereens (whatever they are and do they taste good) I have aplan…I am going to put my son in a rocket and send him off to a primitive planet…

Welcome to the Dope, Nicolas Cage!

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**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-say-im-crazy-but-yo-it-is-the-end-of-the-world/329099/29 "2005-11-03T16:13:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> …And people are just now fighting over holy lands

This is my favorite part. Like he woke up one morning and realized, my god! People have _just now begun fighting over holy lands!_ This is a new sign that has never happened before! And also, the very first earthquakes and hurricanes and natural disasters have begun! Yes, yes, it’s all here!

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