# You might want to talk to THESE guys about the missing Baboon noses

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-want-to-talk-to-these-guys-about-the-missing-baboon-noses/206717
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 10, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-want-to-talk-to-these-guys-about-the-missing-baboon-noses/206717 "2003-10-10T18:59:30Z")
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### Author: ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-want-to-talk-to-these-guys-about-the-missing-baboon-noses/206717/1 "2003-10-10T18:59:30Z")

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There’s not a lot to add to this story. Enjoy.

[http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20031010/od\_nm/odd\_gambia\_penis\_dc](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20031010/od_nm/odd_gambia_penis_dc)

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-want-to-talk-to-these-guys-about-the-missing-baboon-noses/206717/2 "2003-10-10T19:16:27Z")

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Beaten to death? Do they mean up and down?

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### Author: ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-want-to-talk-to-these-guys-about-the-missing-baboon-noses/206717/3 "2003-10-10T19:23:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lieu \*  
> \*\*Beaten to death? Do they mean up and down? \*\*

You make my Friday.

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### Author: ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-want-to-talk-to-these-guys-about-the-missing-baboon-noses/206717/4 "2003-10-10T19:31:35Z")

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“with purported victims claiming that alleged sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear…”

Lots of guys use this as an excuse. 🙂

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### Author: ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-want-to-talk-to-these-guys-about-the-missing-baboon-noses/206717/5 "2003-10-10T19:50:00Z")

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Invasion of the Penis Snatchers is a classic 50’s sci-fi movie.

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### Author: ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-want-to-talk-to-these-guys-about-the-missing-baboon-noses/206717/6 "2003-10-10T20:02:17Z")

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_When Circumcisions go Wrong_ tonight on FOX.

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### Author: ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-might-want-to-talk-to-these-guys-about-the-missing-baboon-noses/206717/7 "2003-10-10T20:22:21Z")

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> The police spokesman said many men in Serekunda were now afraid to shake hands…

With all this talk of beating and penises it’s not surprising.