# You Motherfucking Father-Raping White Trash Fuckers In Hayward **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 5, 2005, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119 "2005-07-05T05:27:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![mojave66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@mojave66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mojave66)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/41 "2005-07-08T06:07:23Z")
Ah, Hayward! I hate to admit it, but I love hanging out at the lesbian bars there. Reminds me of home, and not in a good way. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/42 "2005-07-08T06:29:08Z")
Wow **inkleberry** …wow Now I feel ashamed (okay, only slightly) for bitching and complaining about people taking up two parking spots because they are too lazy to park between the lines, people dropping trash and hot bbq coals in the dog poop can (thankfullly BEFORE anyone had used it for it’s intended purpose, the liner was freshly changed), and those that are irresponsible pet owners and don’t use the can, for leaving their dog’s droppings all over the lawn strip. Dang, isn’t there some way you guys can team up with another couple and move to nicer apr or condo or something in a better neighborhood? ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/43 "2005-07-08T07:20:33Z")
Jebus. Why do you people live in places like this? Geezz. There are much nicer places in the USA to live with no where near this level of Grrr. Take my hometown here. For what you are paying in rent you could live like a king. Low crime, no real gang presence, and schools that actualy teach the kids. Of course there is the matter of the -70[sup]o[/sup] winters, and the whole city closes at about 11 pm, save for the Wal\*mart, and all the stores except grocery cannot be open before noon on Sunday, but hey. Soon the bars will be open till 2 am! (Fargo, N.D. btw.) ---
**Author:** ![Airblairxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Airblairxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airblairxxx)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/44 "2005-07-08T16:20:56Z")
> [@NDP](#): > > I had no idea Redwood City was so seedy. I used to live the Bay Area was under the impression it was a middle class-to-upper middle class suburban city that was part of the continuous chain of development between San Francisco and San Jose. Of course, I was only seven years old when I lived in the Bay Area and likely things have changed a lot since then. Well, the nearby unincorporated parts of the county (like Fair Oaks) tend to concentrate the folks who can’t afford to live anywhere else on the Peninsula. RWC might be the “scummiest” city between Morgan Hill and San Bruno, but all that means in this area is that there are still houses you can buy here for $600,000. But the downtown is very livable and will be immensly improved once they finish building the new retail/cinema complex [on Jefferson between Broadway and Middlefield.](http://www.redwoodcity.org/cds/redevelopment/downtown/tomorrow/cinema.html) ---
**Author:** ![Airblairxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Airblairxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airblairxxx)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/45 "2005-07-08T16:22:06Z")
But enough about Redwood City. Back to the Father-Raping! ---
**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/46 "2005-07-08T16:38:05Z")
> [@Airblairxxx](#): > > But enough about Redwood City. Back to the Father-Raping! Yay! Father-raping! Neighbors next door had a fight that went on for 2 days, nearly uninterrupted. Battle of the speed freaks. Finally, they passed out, and are now quiet. Once again this morning our water was like the piss stream of a 2 year old. Showering was like being spit on. We go apartment hunting this weekend! Yay! Looking between Redwood City and Mt. View. Obviously the skanky parts of those towns are not on our lists. Soon we will have less of the father-rape, and I may actually be able to sleep an entire night through, instead of having stress-induced insomnia. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/47 "2005-07-08T18:01:45Z")
The best of luck in your search, _inkleberry_\*. Welcome back to the 'nince, where normal insanity is predominant. And check out the new, enormous Whole Foods Market in Redwood City. ---
**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/48 "2005-07-08T18:22:14Z")
> [@Airblairxxx](#): > > But enough about Redwood City. Back to the Father-Raping! But what about the mother stabbing? ---
**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/49 "2005-07-08T18:29:29Z")
> [@teela brown](#): > > The best of luck in your search, _inkleberry_\*. Welcome back to the 'nince, where normal insanity is predominant. And check out the new, enormous Whole Foods Market in Redwood City. I know! AWESOME! When I lived there in 01-03, it was Albertson’s, and then an expanse of nothing. Another factor in the move to RC push is that we intend to have our kid in the daycare center where I worked while in grad school. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/50 "2005-07-08T18:51:21Z")
> [@Mac Guffin](#): > > Jebus. Why do you people live in places like this? Geezz. > There are much nicer places in the USA to live with no where near this level of Grrr. > Take my hometown here. For what you are paying in rent you could live like a king. Low crime, no real gang presence, and schools that actualy teach the kids. > > Of course there is the matter of the -70[sup]o[/sup] winters, and the whole city closes at about 11 pm, save for the Wal\*mart, and all the stores except grocery cannot be open before noon on Sunday, but hey. Soon the bars will be open till 2 am! > > (Fargo, N.D. btw.) Bah! Grand Forks is the place to be. You Fargoans just won’t give up the torch, will ya? 😛 Anyway, I was going to post pretty much this same thing. $1000 a month? TO RENT?!? Shit, you could get a $250k house up here for that. And that’s market price for up here. Like say, [these](http://www.greenbergrealty.com/grdissch.cfm). We don’t all live in tin shantys. We have Starbucks, we can buy fresh fruit, we even have indoor plumbing! Plus, the air is clean, no gangs, and maybe one murder a year. We have a world class arena and sports stadium that is host to international competitions. We’re inching toward the 20th century. And fast! Of course, the winter is a bitch, but with auto start and the rugged spirit of those you find in these parts, we make do. Getting back to those Fargoans, just ignore them. They’re all nuts. N-U-T-Z nuts. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/51 "2005-07-08T18:55:20Z")
Hey, **duff** ol’ buddy, don’t forget to mention all the new facilities and such that you all put in after your WHOLE CITY WAS UNDERWATER. I seem to recal that Fargo stayed pretty dry during all that… And we have Two Starbucks here. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/52 "2005-07-08T19:09:39Z")
Meh, we had towels at the time. We should get together next time one of us is in the other’s city. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/53 "2005-07-08T19:19:28Z")
If you like Starbucks, the downtown shopping area in San Leandro has 2 - one next to the Taco Bell, and one inside the Safeway on the other side of the parking lot. ---
**Author:** ![JCorre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3da27b/32.png) [@JCorre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JCorre)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/54 "2005-07-08T23:23:55Z")
I was born and grew up in Hayward. I lived just off of Tennyson and I can tell you at no time did I ever think of it as a “bedroom community”. Now I live in Mountain View which, suffice to say, is entirely different. Around where do you live in Haywierd Inckleberry? ---
**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/55 "2005-07-09T00:17:56Z")
> [@JCorre](#): > > I was born and grew up in Hayward. I lived just off of Tennyson and I can tell you at no time did I ever think of it as a “bedroom community”. Now I live in Mountain View which, suffice to say, is entirely different. > > Around where do you live in Haywierd Inckleberry? Cypress & Jackson. And boy-howdy, is it nothing like Mt View. But soon, SOON, we live somewhere between Mt View & Redwood City. But not EPA. ---
**Author:** ![JCorre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3da27b/32.png) [@JCorre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JCorre)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2005, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/56 "2005-07-09T16:31:10Z")
I fully support your decision to move out inckleberry. If you don’t live in the hayward HILLS you should get the hell out of there. That said, there is one point of interest that you may want to check out since you are already in the neighborhood. IMHO the best burgers in the entire galaxy are served at Val’s Burgers on C street in hayward. Its kind of a 50’s diner type place. Try the milkshakes as well. Every time I go visit my parents I get a burger from Val’s; the place is a force of nature. Anyways, hang tight and keep the spirits up. Believe me I know what you’re going through. ---
**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/57 "2005-07-09T17:30:37Z")
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YOU CHEAP BASTARD PIGFUCKING WHORES!! We are now on day _3_ without adequate running water, and sometimes no water at all. The manager has not been answering the phone or the door, despite the fact that legally she MUST be available during such emergenies, nevermind that it’s posted office hours. We have left several very stern voicemails, written a terse complaint letter, and left messages for our lawyer. BUT WE DID NOT APPRECIATE HAVING TO COLLECTIVELY BATHE AS A FAMILY IN THE SAME BATH WATER THIS MORNING. NOR DID WE APPRECIATE HAVING IT TAKE A HALF HOUR FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING BATHTUB TO FILL. I am VERY close to taking a steaming dump in the pool, or perhaps on the manager’s welcome mat. Not a jury in the world who’d convict me. FUCKING NEARLY\_BANKRUPT, TAX-LIENED SLUMLORDS! WE WILL SUE THE EVERLOVING CRAP OUT OF YOU. :mad: :mad: GRRRRRRRRR! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2005, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/58 "2005-07-10T07:02:54Z")
Damn. I bet you could get a “7 On Your Side” piece out of this (do they still do those?). Seriously, public humiliation of slumlords is the way to go. ---
**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2005, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/59 "2005-07-10T15:36:58Z")
> [@sturmhauke](#): > > Damn. I bet you could get a “7 On Your Side” piece out of this (do they still do those?). Seriously, public humiliation of slumlords is the way to go. I’ve been seriously thinking about something similar. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-motherfucking-father-raping-white-trash-fuckers-in-hayward/311119/60 "2005-07-10T16:17:52Z")
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