# You must get a tattoo - what would you choose?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-must-get-a-tattoo-what-would-you-choose/693337>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 17, 2014, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-must-get-a-tattoo-what-would-you-choose/693337 "2014-07-17T04:14:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-must-get-a-tattoo-what-would-you-choose/693337/121 "2014-07-31T15:38:23Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> A small Superman logo (as on his chest), someplace not usually visible.

I have seen logo done on the head of mens’ penises. Just a thought.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-must-get-a-tattoo-what-would-you-choose/693337/122 "2014-07-31T15:43:55Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> I have seen logo done on the head of mens’ penises. Just a thought.

Stop thinking about putting anything sharp near the head of my penis.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-must-get-a-tattoo-what-would-you-choose/693337/123 "2014-07-31T18:09:58Z")

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> [@OneCentStamp](#):
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> There’s a Vietnamese saying that you might like (my mom is Vietnamese and I’ve struggled with food all my life):
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> **ăn để mà sống, không phải sống để mà ăn**
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> Translation: eat to live, don’t live to eat. 🙂

Nice! 🙂 I keep trying to tell myself that food is essentially a fuel source to be enjoyed in moderation. If only they would invent human kibble and I could just eat that.

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**Author:** ![Dorjan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorjan/32/12440_2.png) [@Dorjan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dorjan)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-must-get-a-tattoo-what-would-you-choose/693337/124 "2014-07-31T19:21:12Z")

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A highly stylized, horimono-influenced full back tattoo of a Nubian Moor warrior engaged in battle.

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-must-get-a-tattoo-what-would-you-choose/693337/125 "2014-07-31T20:35:48Z")

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Some say I should get a full sized tattoo of my face… On my face

(Yes, I stole the idea from The Stig, but I don’t think he’ll say anything about it…

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-must-get-a-tattoo-what-would-you-choose/693337/126 "2014-08-01T20:29:39Z")

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> [@Octarine](#):
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> The words “I hate visible tattoos” in giant block font on my forehead. Just to make everyone who sees me really, really confused.

Or “Ceci n’est pas un tatouage.”

I was hoping the word would be “tatou” and then you could include a picture of Audrey Tatou.

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