# You never write!  You never call!  You never IM!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-never-write-you-never-call-you-never-im/224309>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 13, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-never-write-you-never-call-you-never-im/224309 "2004-01-13T21:31:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2004, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-never-write-you-never-call-you-never-im/224309/61 "2004-01-16T01:20:38Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> _sex chat?_ And just how did you know I’m talking to my husband right now??? 😃

Ah, that would be the reason you haven’t responded to my IM! Y’all carry on, then… 😉

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-never-write-you-never-call-you-never-im/224309/62 "2004-01-16T04:46:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Are you now, or have you ever been a pervert, 'Zine?

Senator, I respectfully refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may tend to identify me. Or something.

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