# You Pathetic Little Twat **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 7, 2001, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pathetic-little-twat/85941 "2001-10-07T16:59:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pathetic-little-twat/85941/61 "2001-10-07T21:25:31Z")
> [@](#): > > have to go to the volunteer meeting for the film festival at my local theatre. Good luck. I hope you don’t run across any icky bodies and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pathetic-little-twat/85941/62 "2001-10-07T21:26:39Z")
I touched my grandma at her open casket funeral, so that blows your whole “pussy” theory out of the water. Sorry, toots. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pathetic-little-twat/85941/63 "2001-10-07T21:31:32Z")
You touched your dead grandmother’s pussy? Dude, that’s just sick. ---
**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pathetic-little-twat/85941/64 "2001-10-07T21:32:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > have to go to the volunteer meeting for the film festival at my local theatre. > > Good luck. I hope you don’t run across any icky bodies and stuff. \*\* Next time I go to a funeral I will kiss and hug and touch the body even if I don’t feel like it just so I can no longer be a “pussy” in your eyes, **Diane**. Actually, there is a funeral home down the street from my apt. building that always has funerals. I think i’ll walk in some time and embrace the body just for kicks. I’ll have a friend film me embracing the body then I’ll post the moment on my website. Mmmmkay snookums? ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pathetic-little-twat/85941/65 "2001-10-07T21:34:41Z")
Oh shit!!! You’re right!!! You touched grandma at the funeral!!! You must be brave enough to dig rotten bodies from rubble!!! Shit!!! I hate when you make sense like that!!! Manny - 😃 I’m guessing that the “cold and lifeless” pussy wasn’t much different than before her death, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pathetic-little-twat/85941/66 "2001-10-07T21:37:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by manhattan \* > \*\*You touched your dead grandmother’s pussy? > > Dude, that’s just sick. \*\* **Manhattan** , that wasn’t even funny! Where the fuck is your brain today? [manhattan]Where is your brain EVER???, that’s right, you never had one to speak of in the first place, HAR HAR HAR HAR[/manhattan] ---
**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pathetic-little-twat/85941/67 "2001-10-07T21:41:18Z")
**manhattan and Diane** , Look at yourselves! You are making jokes about my dead grandmother’s pussy. :rolleyes: BAD! BAD! BAD! ---
**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pathetic-little-twat/85941/68 "2001-10-07T21:42:51Z")
Oh yeah, I forgot it’s already past 5 on the East Coast so your guys are already dippin’ into the liquids. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pathetic-little-twat/85941/69 "2001-10-07T21:48:49Z")
I think this has gone far enough. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pathetic-little-twat/85941/70 "2001-10-08T01:31:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sultan Kinkari \* > \*\*Has anyone ever been BANNED for being too lewd in the pit? \*\* For being too offensive, yes. Obviously you didn’t read this the first time, or you wanted to see how far you could take it. Other dopers gave you plenty of indication that you were being too offensive, yet you persisted. Goodbye. Lynn Administrator For the Straight Dope (crossposted because it’s relevant in two threads.) (Euty, I opened this thread so I could post this note, then I’m gonna close it again. You’re right, it’s gone on long enough.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pathetic-little-twat/85941.md?page=3)