# You People Behave! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 12, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226 "2001-05-12T17:21:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/21 "2001-05-12T20:08:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > Fortunately, I fell right in the Cheez-Whiz. It makes a great coagulant. Uh, Dire Wolf, dude? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but **that** isn’t Cheez-Whiz. Remember how MSK needs sex or he’s going to explode? Well, um . . . ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/22 "2001-05-12T20:19:17Z")
Damn it. Sure as soon as I get naked and start skipping through the house Euty comes back. Now where exactly did I leave my clothes? ::looks down at the MSK goo encrusted floor and picks up her clothes:: Euty…can I use your washer? And do you have something for me to put on in the meantime? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/23 "2001-05-12T20:30:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > … **that** isn’t Cheez-Whiz. Remember how MSK needs sex or he’s going to explode? > > Well, um . . . You mean I have a … Magical Sperm Klot? :eek: Oh, crap. Maybe I’ll hop in the washer with hardygrrl’s clothes. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/24 "2001-05-12T20:30:31Z")
😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/25 "2001-05-12T20:39:18Z")
I’m headin’ for the master bedroom to bounce on **Euty’s** bed. Who’s with me? ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/26 "2001-05-12T20:41:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \* > \*\*I’m headin’ for the master bedroom to bounce on **Euty’s** bed. > > Who’s with me? \*\* Me!! I love a good bed bouncing 😃 [sub]:eek: that didn’t come out quite the way I meant it. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/27 "2001-05-12T21:10:27Z")
D’ya reckon we oughta joyride the ol’ stationwagon while he’s putting the kids to bed? ---
**Author:** ![dubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dubs)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/28 "2001-05-12T22:27:32Z")
Hey Euty, Come over here and **make me!** ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/29 "2001-05-12T22:28:54Z")
Dire Wolf… I was going to fill up the tub and get in and splash water everywhere… Wanna join me? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/30 "2001-05-12T22:38:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*Dire Wolf… > > I was going to fill up the tub and get in and splash water everywhere… > > Wanna join me? 😉 \*\* why use water? jello os **much** more fun ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/31 "2001-05-12T22:50:08Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Colin Wilkinson \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > why use water? jello os **much** more fun \*\* BING BING BING!!! First Jello mentioning of the thread! …and the prize goes to **Colin**!! ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/32 "2001-05-12T23:09:38Z")
::Slyly rubs away any remnants of the red Kool-Aid powder from her hands, having secured the contents of four packets into the showerhead of the Master Shower:: I’m heading out to the Eutymobile to wait for **Coldfire**. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/33 "2001-05-12T23:22:54Z")
Why … you buncha … I’m ashamed of the whole lot of you. Here I leave for two hours … _two hours_ and I come back here and the place is a mess. I don’t know why I bother … I just keep giving and giving and giving and _this_ is what I get in return? **Dire Wolf** put those scissors away. You’re going to put an eye out. **Guinastasia** if I even find a _fingerprint_ on my Peanut Butter Cups, there’s going to be hell to pay. **Arden** don’t think for a minute that I don’t smell Cheez Whiz on your breath. **Bosda** why you … I orta … **hardygrrl** blow me. 😉 ::: muttering ::: … why I even bother with this group of malcontents and perverts is beyond me … ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/34 "2001-05-12T23:25:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*::: muttering ::: … why I even bother with this group of malcontents and perverts is beyond me … \*\* _smiles sweetly_ Because you **love** us, PapaEuty! _runs away giggling_ ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/35 "2001-05-12T23:26:43Z")
::Goes into the master bathroom and starts filling up the tub. Having been to more than one party in her lifetime,checks the showerhead and finds Katie’s little gift. Cleans that up as much as possible before pouring in a whole bottle of Mr Bubble into the running water:: Dire Wolf,Colin,Whammo? Who’s a dirty Doper and needs a good bath? ::sits in tub,splashing water on the floor. Her red hair is the only splash of color amongst the bubbles:: Don’t make me wait.😉 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/36 "2001-05-12T23:31:33Z")
::blushing:: Why Euty…you would make such a request from a prim and proper lady such as myself? 🙂 And like you could handle it? Does anyone here know CPR? ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/37 "2001-05-12T23:35:53Z")
:contents herself with digging all the flowers out of the flower bed: ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/38 "2001-05-12T23:43:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\* > > Who’s a dirty Doper and needs a good bath? > > ::sits in tub,splashing water on the floor. Her red hair is the only splash of color amongst the bubbles:: > > Don’t make me wait.😉 \*\* I’ve got the shaving gel and a new razor - where do I start? ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/39 "2001-05-12T23:47:36Z")
::Undaunted by untimely unraveling of Kool-Aid gag, replaces all neatly stacked Maxims under **Euty’s** bed with Good Housekeeping and Redbook, while desperately trying to evade **Ukelele Ike’s** manic jumping and flailing arms:: I’m heading back out to the garage - Oooo! Are these Reeses Cups for everybody? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/40 "2001-05-12T23:51:38Z")
What the f… Who moved all my Maxim magazines and why are the pages all stuck together? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226.md?page=3)