# You People Behave! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 12, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226 "2001-05-12T17:21:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/41 "2001-05-12T23:53:01Z")
Bil Keane did it ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/42 "2001-05-13T00:01:43Z")
_stuffes last 2 remaining peanut butter cups in her mouth at once…_ Ooof ooy\* _yes, Euty_ _runs back into the den to check on the fire she started_ ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/43 "2001-05-13T00:21:13Z")
Hey, I found a broomstick and tennis ball in the garage! Who wants to go play ball in the living room? The den would better, but it’s all smoky in there. ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/44 "2001-05-13T00:27:46Z")
**Eutychus** , I swear I don’t know what happened to your Disney videos. BTW, you need a new VCR. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/45 "2001-05-13T01:58:54Z")
_Stealthily, Ice Wolf sneaks up to first one window, takes a photo, then another and another._ These will look _good_ on the People Pages! _Sneaks away, narrowly avoiding the jar of half-eaten peanut butter thrown abruptly onto the lawn. Notes down all the naughty words drifting up from inside the house for future reference when feeling the urge to go to the Pit._ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/46 "2001-05-13T03:35:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > ::: muttering ::: … why I even bother with this group of malcontents and perverts is beyond me … Because, quite simply: 1. The women are perverts. 2. The _women_ are perverts. 3. The women are _perverts_. 4. Repeat. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/47 "2001-05-13T03:36:07Z")
Colin.my pet,you must have missed the thread where I admitted to shaving all body hair but… We could play “hardygrrl is now a geisha grrl” and I could shave you.🙂 It’s all up to you…so what exactly do you wanna play? ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/48 "2001-05-13T04:05:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > 3. The women are _perverts_. > \*\* Hey! I represent that remark! ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/49 "2001-05-13T04:08:38Z")
That’s **it!** _I’m telling!_ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/50 "2001-05-13T05:00:16Z")
::hides empty Cheez Wiz can under the logs in the fireplace:: Did not! ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/51 "2001-05-13T07:02:20Z")
::walks in wearing dress made up of Cool-Whip and Reeces Piecs:: Hey, am I late? He’s not back yet is he? Where’s the beer? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/52 "2001-05-13T22:41:54Z")
Um…what’s the number for the fire department? Is it normal for the tv screen to have exploded when you throw a baseball into it? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/53 "2001-05-13T22:45:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*Is it normal for the tv screen to have exploded when you throw a baseball into it? > \*\* Not a projection screen, no. Why? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/54 "2001-05-13T23:12:34Z")
On a note of some possible merit, Euty, was it the Newport County YMCA you took the kids to? My high school swim team used to practice there. ::resumes chasing Arden Ranger with the neon pink spray paint:: ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/55 "2001-05-13T23:20:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > **On a note of some possible merit, Euty, was it the Newport County YMCA you took the kids to? My high school swim team used to practice there.** Nope … Centreville. Now put that spray paint down and _get to bed!_ ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/56 "2001-05-13T23:48:02Z")
> [@](#): > > _get to bed!_ [whines]But it’s not even _dark_ yet![/whines] ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/57 "2001-05-13T23:53:00Z")
::pops up from behind the chair and squirts punha with a bottle of Hershey’s syrup:: ::ducks back down just as punha sprays, getting hot pink paint all over Euty’s favorite chair:: Hey! You heard him! Go to bed! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/58 "2001-05-14T01:15:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > Hey! You heard him! Go to bed! What? I didn’t do anything! EUTY! SHE DID IT! OWWW! ARDEN, I’M TELLIN’! ::Gets the caramel, then walks away slowly . . . 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . turns around and gets Arden square in the . . . :: ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/59 "2001-05-14T02:30:14Z")
Guess I better stop hogging the bathtub. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![shell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@shell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shell)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226/60 "2001-05-14T03:32:25Z")
Hmmm, this really big jar of Vasaline says it’s unbreakable. Let’s throw it down the stairs to see for sure. Woops. Guess not. But it’s so much more fun to body surf down the stairs now… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-behave/65226.md?page=4)