# You people disgust me. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 28, 2004, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316 "2004-07-28T20:01:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/1 "2004-07-28T20:01:22Z")
We’ve got 3 banks, 2 investment firms, a record company and a milk distributor in our spaceship-looking building. You’re supposed to be smart, professional adults and yet you crap on the toilet seats and spit up huge slimy gobs of mucous into the water fountain. If it is ever found out who is doing these gross things, they should be made to bathe in the nasty human excretions you feel you must share with the rest of us. ---
**Author:** ![Dog80](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Dog80](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dog80)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/2 "2004-07-28T20:37:12Z")
It is probably those hippies from the record company… ---
**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/3 "2004-07-28T20:38:47Z")
It is probably those lactose intolerant people from the milk distribution company… ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/4 "2004-07-28T20:42:28Z")
When I worked for a huge technology company in my area there used to be a person who continually used the can and didn’t flush. Instead of pulling the fucking handle and watching his prized package float away, he’d just pile miles and MILES of toilet paper on top of the mound. It was fucking disgusting. These people were intelligent, they were mostly engineers and marketing types and to this day I don’t understand why they couldn’t flush. I believe it was a cultural thing, as there were many Indian/Pakistani and Middle Eastern employees in my area. Still disgusting no matter the excuse. Sam ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/5 "2004-07-28T20:42:45Z")
It’s probably the overly-stressed wage slaves at the investment firm… ---
**Author:** ![Chunky\_Bum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Chunky\_Bum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chunky_Bum)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/6 "2004-07-28T20:43:26Z")
Nah, it’s definitely the mutual fund managers in the investment firms. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/7 "2004-07-28T20:46:27Z")
It’s probably **SkipMagic**. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/8 "2004-07-28T20:47:51Z")
A real-estate company entirely staffed by Giggly Girls just moved onto our floor, and there is going to be a _West Side Story_-type rumble if their ladies’ room habits do not improve _damn quickly_. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/9 "2004-07-28T21:29:09Z")
Eve, that gives a whole, new meaning to _Something’s Coming_. ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/10 "2004-07-28T22:56:28Z")
But maybe in **Eve** ’s case it’ll be like those GAP Khaki ads from a few years ago. **Biggirl** , you work on the island, right? I’ll come and rough up these vagrants for ya. If I remember correctly what town you work in, I can be there in half an hour. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/11 "2004-07-29T22:06:54Z")
_Crap on the toilet seats???_ 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/12 "2004-07-29T22:19:47Z")
> [@gatopescado](#): > > _Crap on the toilet seats???_ > > 😕 Women hover. ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/13 "2004-07-29T22:31:43Z")
We had someone in the chemistry dept that would pee _in the area of_ the urinal, and sometimes it would be only a little piss on the floor, but one time, it was a puddle so big, I wondered if any went in the urinal at all. After speaking with the cleaning guy, I found out that the bathroom was mopped twice daily, and _still_ almost always had piss on the floor. In the other bathroom, someone was fond of stuffing a double fist-sized wad of paper towels in the toilet, plugging them up. This was in a company that employed PhD level chemists and biologists. The cleaning guy suspected the chinese chemists, as he had seen them washing their feet in the bathroom, and brushing their teeth at the coffee station sink. I’ve found that the chinese tend to have different ideas about hygene than westerners, but I’m not all that sure about the pissing on the floor bit. It’s just too strange. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/14 "2004-07-29T23:06:07Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Women hover. Not this woman. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/15 "2004-07-29T23:09:48Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > A real-estate company entirely staffed by Giggly Girls just moved onto our floor, and there is going to be a _West Side Story_-type rumble if their ladies’ room habits do not improve _damn quickly_. _Girl, girl, crazy girl Stay loose, girl!_ ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/16 "2004-07-29T23:15:14Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > It’s probably **SkipMagic**. :eek: I am the Discreetly Disguised Defecator. I poop because I can. I poop because I care. It’s like my calling card. Only browner. ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/17 "2004-07-30T02:35:07Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > A real-estate company entirely staffed by Giggly Girls just moved onto our floor, and there is going to be a _West Side Story_-type rumble if their ladies’ room habits do not improve _damn quickly_. _When you’re a jet, you’re a jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day_ So, which one is Anybody’s? ---
**Author:** ![praxim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@praxim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/praxim)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/18 "2004-07-30T13:24:36Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Women hover. This doesn’t explain why the men’s bathroom in the first dorm in which I lived never failed to have crap on the toilet seat. I think they aimed for it. **Mercury** tells me that she went into the women’s bathroom and there was crap _all over the walls_. Quite an accomplishment. I’m _filled_ with Penn State Pride. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/19 "2004-07-30T13:40:52Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > A real-estate company entirely staffed by Giggly Girls just moved onto our floor, and there is going to be a _West Side Story_-type rumble if their ladies’ room habits do not improve _damn quickly_. _All **right**!_. Let us know when it’s going down, Eve, so your “crew” can back you up. And someone take their camcorder, willya, as I’m a bit far away to come by. Unless, like, y’all give me plenty of notice. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316/20 "2004-07-30T17:07:06Z")
Will you be _gran-jeteing_ down the halls to confront them, or just walk bent over in a crouch, snapping your fingers? (Either one, I will pay money to watch from afar.) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-people-disgust-me/257316.md?page=2)