# You pick my performer name **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 20, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210 "2015-02-20T17:40:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dorklyfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8edcca/32.png) [@Dorklyfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dorklyfe)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/1 "2015-02-20T17:40:28Z")
1 I Got Weeds 2 Under Construction 3 Constant Chainwax 4 R.O.A.R (Realizations of a Rebel) 5 Evol 6 Fury of my Weeds Feedback would be great. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/2 "2015-02-20T17:49:52Z")
Reported for forum change ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/3 "2015-02-20T17:51:15Z")
Kinda depends on the type of performance, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/4 "2015-02-20T17:59:06Z")
Moved to IMHO. Colibri General Questions Moderator ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/5 "2015-02-20T18:04:36Z")
> [@Dorklyfe](#): > > 1 I Got Weeds > 2 Under Construction > 3 Constant Chainwax > 4 R.O.A.R (Realizations of a Rebel) > 5 Evol > 6 Fury of my Weeds > > Feedback would be great. 7 What the hell are you talking about ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/6 "2015-02-20T18:06:50Z")
[Evol](https://www.google.com/search?q=Evol&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8), you and 17 million other people must think that’s very original. ---
**Author:** ![RobotDevilDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@RobotDevilDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobotDevilDog)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/7 "2015-02-20T18:38:47Z")
Of the ones you listed, I would have to go with “Feedback Would Be Great”. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/8 "2015-02-20T19:02:41Z")
I like “Reported for forum change” ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/9 "2015-02-20T19:25:34Z")
> [@Doug\_K](#): > > I like “Reported for forum change” Really, you don’t like - Moved to IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/10 "2015-02-20T19:59:56Z")
Chicken of Bristol ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/11 "2015-02-20T20:04:29Z")
Milo Monkeyfingers ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/12 "2015-02-20T20:25:58Z")
I like Join Date: Feb 2015. ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/13 "2015-02-20T20:31:17Z")
I always liked “Appearing Tonight!” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/14 "2015-02-21T00:34:13Z")
> [@Icarus](#): > > I always liked “Appearing Tonight!” Or “One Nite Only!” ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/15 "2015-02-21T01:12:11Z")
I like to visit a farm with you pick performer names. They got berries and things too, but the performer names are my favorite. There’s some really good ones. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/16 "2015-02-21T01:44:52Z")
> [@Arrendajo](#): > > I like to visit a farm with you pick performer names. They got berries and things too, but the performer names are my favorite. There’s some really good ones. Don’t be wasteful. Performer names don’t grow on trees, y’know. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/17 "2015-02-21T02:21:36Z")
…you know, I really do like “Changed Forum”. (So somebody has probably thought of it and is probably using it.) ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/18 "2015-02-21T03:06:04Z")
I’d go with Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mainwaring (hoot, ‘whoop’) Smith But that could just be me. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/19 "2015-02-21T03:23:25Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > I’d go with > Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mainwaring (hoot, ‘whoop’) Smith > > . of Ulm ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210/20 "2015-02-22T01:38:06Z")
In tribute to the late, great Dr. Seuss: Marvin O’Gravel Balloonface. If you’d like a little more dignity than that, how about Dr. Marvin O’Gravel Balloonface. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-pick-my-performer-name/713210.md?page=2)