# You put WHAT in your mouth? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 28, 2010, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-put-what-in-your-mouth/548376 "2010-07-28T22:18:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-put-what-in-your-mouth/548376/21 "2010-07-29T15:03:30Z")
Once when I was laughing a seagull crapped right in my mouth. I don’t know which was worse - the gritty sliminess, the clean hit right at the back of my tongue, or the fact that it was warm. And yes, you do talk shit with shit in your mouth. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-put-what-in-your-mouth/548376/22 "2010-07-29T15:06:56Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > For me – cockroach. It had crawled into my beer. So the punishment for taking a teeny tiny sip of your beer **tdn** is to be eaten and later bragged about? ---
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-put-what-in-your-mouth/548376/23 "2010-07-29T15:16:13Z")
Toss-up between really sour, spoiled milk - chunky style, or Okra. Gak. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-put-what-in-your-mouth/548376/24 "2010-07-29T15:26:16Z")
> [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](#): > > > [@tdn](#): > > > > For me – cockroach. It had crawled into my beer. > > So the punishment for taking a teeny tiny sip of your beer **tdn** is to be eaten and later bragged about? Don’t take my word for it. Try it and see! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-put-what-in-your-mouth/548376/25 "2010-07-29T15:35:47Z")
On a backpacking trip someone decided it would be funny to put a dirty sock in my water bottle. That was bad enough, but I didn’t get around to drinking from that bottle for a couple of days. Man, it tasted nasty. ---
**Author:** ![moldybread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@moldybread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moldybread)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-put-what-in-your-mouth/548376/26 "2010-07-29T15:49:55Z")
In 8th grade homeroom, I sat near a very strange kid. He used to do all kind of crazy things. Most of the time it was funny, like when he would stand on the desk and do pelvic thrust to the teacher’s back (I was in 8th grade shush). One day he decided to pick his nose and flick it at the chalkboard. Well the booger decided to stick to his finger and not release until the end trajectory which was inciDENTALy in perfect aim to my slightly open mouth. I spit and rinsed for 30 minutes. I have never wanted to kick someones ass so bad in my life! He got a weeks detention and I got a lifetime of wanting to vomit. AGHH EXCUSE ME… ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-put-what-in-your-mouth/548376/27 "2010-07-30T08:56:17Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > > [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](#): > > > > > [@tdn](#): > > > > > > For me – cockroach. It had crawled into my beer. > > > > So the punishment for taking a teeny tiny sip of your beer **tdn** is to be eaten and later bragged about? > > Don’t take my word for it. Try it and see! …You mean lick, sip, suck.._crunch_…? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-put-what-in-your-mouth/548376.md?page=1)