# You’re Making Yourself a Sandwich. Do You Cut It in Half? Why?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 23, 2016, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010 "2016-01-23T20:08:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/21 "2016-01-23T21:45:54Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Can you cut a hotdog sandwich?

Maybe someone should start a post of what exactly people consider is or is not a sandwich.

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**Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/22 "2016-01-23T21:51:59Z")

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I have a low tolerance for stuff getting smeared on the side of my face, so I cut my sandwiches in half so that I can take bites from the small side. Likewise, I cut apples into pieces before eating them.

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/23 "2016-01-23T21:58:38Z")

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> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#):
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> I cut them, on a diagonal, but not a corner-to-corner diagonal as would make two triangles. I cut on an edge-to-edge diagonal so I have two trapezoids. It’s how I roll.

That’s how my mom used to cut them for us when we were kids!

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/24 "2016-01-23T22:00:01Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Can you cut a hotdog sandwich?

I would if I needed to eat one in public. Perhaps into three or four small, mouth size bites.

It’s a bit less disturbing an image than holding it straight out and knoshing it down. 😛 Don’t drip chili on my shirt either.

I love corn dogs at the county fair and they have to be eaten right off the stick.

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/25 "2016-01-23T22:05:45Z")

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> [@Spud](#):
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> Wrong and wrong… you cut a sandwich, but never a burger.

Not like a McD’s burger, but like a more “real” burger, cutting in half is awesome. I got the idea watching Gordon Ramsey do it on one of his many shows, and wow, it’s great. If you have a hangup about it, that’s on you, man.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/26 "2016-01-23T22:09:43Z")

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I cut all sandwiches diagonally. When you have copious facial hair, things just eat neater that way.

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/27 "2016-01-23T22:22:06Z")

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If it’s meat with gloppy other ingredients and I don’t cut it in half, the good stuff will squirt out the other end after I take a bite. I like to pace myself with a little meat in every single bite. Cutting it in half makes it more manageable.

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**Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/28 "2016-01-23T22:34:54Z")

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I will cut it in half if I want or need to eat it with one hand.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/29 "2016-01-23T22:35:37Z")

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I don’t, cuz I don’t want to get a knife dirty.

I’ll cut a grilled cheese so that it cools more quickly, but I use the spatula.

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**Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/30 "2016-01-23T22:40:22Z")

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Yes. Diagonally. I can take happier bites when I start w/ triangles.

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**Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/31 "2016-01-23T22:42:30Z")

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Yes, because they’re awkward to handle otherwise. (And my hands are far from delicate. I CAN hold an uncut sandwich onehanded, if I need to, it’s just harder to maneuver.)

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**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/32 "2016-01-23T23:45:35Z")

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I went to a fancy restaurant that offered a plate of eight mini grilled cheese sandwiches and I’m like, “that’s just one sandwich cut into eight pieces!” Of course I think I’m a genius.

Just don’t call it a sando. There’s no O in sandwich.

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/33 "2016-01-24T00:22:22Z")

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Yes, because I always have, and that way I can save the crust for last. It’s my favorite part.

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/34 "2016-01-24T00:36:23Z")

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> I’ll cut a grilled cheese so that it cools more quickly, but I use the spatula.

Great God, man! You can’t cut a sandwich with a _spatula!_. It would be like pitching hay with a rake!

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/35 "2016-01-24T00:50:43Z")

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Wow.

So many enemies against the crust. Why the hate?

The crust is like your annoying friend that it would seem you have no real use for but nonetheless keeps the group together.

Take out the crust and what have you got?

[_in whispered voice_]

Nothing.

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/36 "2016-01-24T01:00:28Z")

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I don’t cut my sandwiches. (Except, I suppose, for subs that would otherwise be awkwardly large.) I’ve never seen a reason to bother. The crust gives it enough structural integrity to hold together in my not-so-dainty hands.

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/37 "2016-01-24T01:16:01Z")

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I cut mine into fourths, little triangles. Just because:)

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/38 "2016-01-24T06:36:10Z")

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I don’t cut my sandwiches, and have never noticed any difficulty handling it or getting my face smeared.

Not related to why I don’t cut sandwiches, but it seems like something you do for a little kid. I don’t drink out of a sippy cup to avoid splashing, either. heh.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/39 "2016-01-24T06:55:21Z")

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> [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](#):
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> Just don’t call it a sando. There’s no O in sandwich.

Or in samitch either.

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-re-making-yourself-a-sandwich-do-you-cut-it-in-half-why/744010/40 "2016-01-24T12:22:20Z")

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Yes, I cut diagonally. It’s easier to put a 45° corner in my mouth.

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