# You Read It Here First

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**Created:** [February 11, 2022, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-read-it-here-first/959327 "2022-02-11T18:35:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-read-it-here-first/959327/24 "2022-02-23T15:25:16Z")

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Today Paraguay has declared unlimited war on all the grasshoppers in Finland.

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