# You Remind Me of the Babe - Labyrinth

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 23, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712 "2003-06-23T05:46:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![teleute12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@teleute12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teleute12)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/1 "2003-06-23T05:46:46Z")

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It’s got muppets, singing, and David Bowie in tight pants - what’s there not to like?

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/2 "2003-06-23T05:54:53Z")

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Jennifer Connelly was too young to film a nude scene?

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Gutgore\_Blooddrink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Captain\_Gutgore\_Blooddrink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Gutgore_Blooddrink)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/3 "2003-06-23T06:06:23Z")

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Well, there’s always Hoggle…

He was kind of the JarJar of Labyrinth, IMHO

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**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/4 "2003-06-23T06:56:25Z")

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Who do?

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**Author:** ![FabioClone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5f8ce5/32.png) [@FabioClone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FabioClone)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/5 "2003-06-23T06:57:33Z")

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How about David Bowie’s huge crotch bulge?

Heh. Just kidding. I’m actually a big fan of Bowie’s crotch.

[Singing]  
_The power of voodoo  
Who do?  
You do!_  
[/Singing]

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/6 "2003-06-23T09:33:24Z")

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I love Labyrinth. ‘As the World Falls Down,’ the song Bowie sings during the masqued ball, is my ideal love song (a bit depressing, but so are all my favourite songs).

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**Author:** ![Short\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Short\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Short_Guy)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/7 "2003-06-23T09:40:10Z")

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One of my favourite films, really. Well, one of my _many_ favourite films, but it’s in the list.

[Bowie] Nothing, tralalaa? [/Bowie]

You gotta love that.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/8 "2003-06-23T09:43:53Z")

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Yep, it rocks. As does the soundtrack. David Bowie being considered for the role of Elrond made no sense until I remembered this movie.

And Hoggle was _not_ the Jar-Jar of _Labyrinth_, primarily because _Labyrinth_ isn’t _Star Wars_. It all has to do with a little thing called “appropriate”, a word that has apparently been stricken from the latest edition of the George Lucas Family Dictionary.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/9 "2003-06-23T12:59:44Z")

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Yep, one of my all time favorite movies.

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**Author:** ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/10 "2003-06-23T12:59:50Z")

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Labyrinth is one of my all-time favorite movies. I’m glad Jennifer Connelly is finally getting recognition as an actress.

“Love me, fear me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.”

I’d have done it. Forget the kid.

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**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/11 "2003-06-23T13:06:07Z")

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Me, too, damnit. What was that girl thinking?

I, um, I’ve read some Labyrinth fanfiction, and most of it has Sarah stay with Jareth or find him years later and return to his kingdom.  
When I was a kid and watched the movie obsessively, I always had to steel myself for the first shot of the goblins (in Toby’s room, at the beginning of the movie). They scared the hell out of me!

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**Author:** ![Tyler\_Do\_Urden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Tyler\_Do\_Urden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyler_Do_Urden)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/12 "2003-06-23T13:39:57Z")

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Labyrinth is the bees knees!! Anyone else love Luto? He was my favorite.

“Call the rocks Luto!”

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/13 "2003-06-23T13:57:11Z")

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[Singing]  
The power of voodoo  
Who do?  
You do!  
[/Singing]  
Which is a direct rip-off from “The Bachelor and the Bobbysoxer,” which starred Cary Grant and Shirely Temple. They did the exact same song.

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**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/14 "2003-06-23T14:51:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jean Grey \*  
> \*\*Labyrinth is one of my all-time favorite movies. I’m glad Jennifer Connelly is finally getting recognition as an actress.
> 
> “Love me, fear me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.”
> 
> I’d have done it. Forget the kid. \*\*

God, yes–me too!!

“Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you. I move the stars for no one.”

Labrinyth is in my top ten favorite movies of all time. Haven’t seen it in awhile though–I think I’m going to go dig it out of my video cabinet later today.

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**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/15 "2003-06-23T15:22:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by FabioClone \*  
> \*\*How about David Bowie’s huge crotch bulge?
> 
> Heh. Just kidding. I’m actually a big fan of Bowie’s crotch.  
> \*\*

The obligatory link for those other fans of Bowie’s crotch:  
[David Bowie’s Area](http://areaology.com/area.html)

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/16 "2003-06-23T16:09:33Z")

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> I, um, I’ve read some Labyrinth fanfiction, and most of it has Sarah stay with Jareth or find him years later and return to his kingdom.

Me too, ages ago.

(Rad fanfics, not returned to the kingdom, more’s the pity).

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**Author:** ![Misery\_Loves\_Co](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7cd45c/32.png) [@Misery\_Loves\_Co](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misery_Loves_Co)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/17 "2003-06-23T16:15:49Z")

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Do what?

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/18 "2003-06-23T16:23:33Z")

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a friend of mine (26 yrs old) mentioned the scene where Hoggles is face to crotch with David Bowie- her comment “Even when I was seven, I knew that was just wrong.”

_L_

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/19 "2003-06-23T16:57:38Z")

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Hey! What about Sir Biddemas?

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**Author:** ![Stephi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stephi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephi)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-remind-me-of-the-babe-labyrinth/183712/20 "2003-06-23T17:25:04Z")

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I love how he wouldn’t let them across the bridge.

Sir Biddemas: “No one may pass without my permission!”

Sarah: “Well then, may we have your permission?”

Sir Biddemas: Looks confused, like nobody’s ever asked him before, “Yes…”

That scene always makes me laugh!

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