# you say Richard Simmons is Gay...I want Proof! **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [May 16, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-richard-simmons-is-gay-i-want-proof/304089 "2005-05-16T17:04:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![wez\_nilez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wez\_nilez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wez_nilez)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-richard-simmons-is-gay-i-want-proof/304089/1 "2005-05-16T17:04:49Z")
you say Richard Simmons is Gay…I want Proof!..also if suckin another mans dick is gay is suckin your own dick gay if giving a man a handjob is gay is giving yourself a handjob gay? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-richard-simmons-is-gay-i-want-proof/304089/2 "2005-05-16T17:25:04Z")
I suspect you’re giving all of us a handjob. So what does that make you? ---
**Author:** ![wez\_nilez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wez\_nilez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wez_nilez)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-richard-simmons-is-gay-i-want-proof/304089/3 "2005-05-16T17:36:11Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > I suspect you’re giving all of us a handjob. So what does that make you? your father ---
**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-richard-simmons-is-gay-i-want-proof/304089/4 "2005-05-16T17:45:05Z")
Is school out yet? ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-richard-simmons-is-gay-i-want-proof/304089/5 "2005-05-16T17:58:58Z")
Don’t complain! It’s a free hand job, for gooooooooooooooooddddddsssssss Sake! That was nice. Now down to business. The anal sex. No, wait, the spanking. Which is it again that comes next, in Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Did I get the line right? Milton Simmons (His real name) is not know to associate to women, and has no info on anything romantic on his homepage. He also plays on the way he is perceived, and has not refuted it. Since, despite popular belief, it is not ok to assume that a person is straight, unless otherwise noted, I would say it is same to fall for the impression he gives. Wait, no, I am wrong. :smack: See below. [http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/2\_11\_02/richardsimmonsarticle.html](http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/2_11_02/richardsimmonsarticle.html) ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-richard-simmons-is-gay-i-want-proof/304089/6 "2005-05-16T18:08:13Z")
[Is he?](http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/2_11_02/richardsimmonsarticle.html) ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-richard-simmons-is-gay-i-want-proof/304089/7 "2005-05-16T18:39:17Z")
Let’s just not do this. **wez nilez** , try to elevate the tone of your posts in the future. Rudeness and crudeness are not appreciated, and nobody here but you cares about Mr. Simmons’ sexuality. bibliophage moderator GQ