# You say you are a christian - I say you nead to grow up **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 13, 2002, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955 "2002-03-13T00:44:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/101 "2012-03-13T20:31:27Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > I’ve always to say this. > > Holy Zombie Jesus! You’ve always _what?_ \* All your base are belong to us!\* ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/102 "2012-03-13T20:35:06Z")
ohemgee, I’m pretty sure this thread is legitimate Holy Scripture. Isn’t this the origin of Og? (I remember the thread, actually, and I remember being cranky that homeskillet got his ass banned before I could join in on the fun. Good times, good times . . . .) ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/103 "2012-03-13T20:36:23Z")
Hot diggety dog, it’s the origin-of-Og thread, risen from the dead!! > [@racinchikki](#): > > > [@SeaHawk](#): > > > > **son og god** > > Og mad! Og smash! OG SMITE! There is no og but Og, and **racinchikki** is his prophet. ---
**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/104 "2012-03-13T20:51:52Z")
> [@Jake](#): > > \ “And can you prove he wasn’t?” > Zev, one cannot prove a negative. The onus is on you. Well, _I’m_ not going to prove that Jesus is the son of God, since I don’t believe he is/was. I was merely responding to the OP’s rude tone. Nonetheless, if you feel it makes a difference, I will concede the point that I cannot prove that Jesus was the son of God. Zev Steinhardt ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/105 "2012-03-13T20:54:41Z")
> [@zev\_steinhardt](#): > > I will concede the point that I cannot prove that Jesus was the son of God. And about ogdamn time. ---
**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/106 "2012-03-13T21:00:05Z")
> [@andros](#): > > And about ogdamn time. After a decade and a day, I suppose so. Zev Steinhardt ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/107 "2012-03-13T21:04:51Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > I’ve always to say this. > > Holy Zombie Jesus! Isn’t Jesus basically a holy zombie to begin with? I mean, back from the dead and all. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/108 "2012-03-13T21:19:06Z")
Yeah, and he wants soooouls. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/109 "2012-03-13T21:28:39Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > Yeah, and he wants soooouls. He was gonna go with the traditional braaaains, but then he watched an hour of the 700 Club and the Republican primary debates and realized he’d starve right back to death… ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/110 "2012-03-13T21:39:57Z")
OG’s power is so great that he can even resurrect threads! PRAISE OG, OG SMASH! ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/111 "2012-03-13T21:41:14Z")
He was probably worried about mad human disease. ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/112 "2012-03-14T00:00:18Z")
Holy cats! Is this ACTUALLY where the “Og” I’ve always seen around here began? Neat! I never knew… ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/113 "2012-03-14T00:23:57Z")
The spelling in the title gives me a sudden craving for a been, chease and beaf burrito. But why are they so damned difficult to get? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/114 "2012-03-14T01:16:32Z")
"On the 1st day, OG SMASH! On the 2nd day, OG SMASH! On the 3rd day, OG SMASH! On the 4th day, OG SMASH! On the 5th day, OG SMASH! On the 6th day, OG SMASH! On the 7th day, OG REST… then SMASH!!" (Book og Genesis 1, 2:1) ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/115 "2012-03-14T02:35:13Z")
As an evangelical, born-again Christian who believes in Evolution, Climate Change, Gun Control, Anti-Imperialism, Biblical Inadequacies, Welfare and Women’s Health Choices, not to mention Everyone Gets To Believe Whatever They Want To And It’s None Of My Business, I’d just like to make an important point: I got to post in the original Og thread! ---
**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/116 "2012-03-14T05:05:45Z")
ZOMoG! ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/117 "2012-03-14T05:21:34Z")
Oh my Jesus, Og has risen! ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/118 "2012-03-14T05:26:23Z")
What is Oggsmosis by Oggy Ogbog, Alex? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/119 "2012-03-14T15:08:08Z")
Why does Og let bad smashes happen to good people? ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955/120 "2012-03-14T15:31:16Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Why does Og let bad smashes happen to good people? People who ask questions like that often get smashed…, just saying… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-say-you-are-a-christian-i-say-you-nead-to-grow-up/97955.md?page=7)