# You see, Timmy, not ALL dildoes vibrate... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 23, 2001, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-see-timmy-not-all-dildoes-vibrate/77702 "2001-08-23T12:23:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-see-timmy-not-all-dildoes-vibrate/77702/21 "2001-08-24T11:05:21Z")
I didn’t even know such things _existed_ until I was, like, 19. so I was a late bloomer - shoot me 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-see-timmy-not-all-dildoes-vibrate/77702/22 "2001-08-24T12:37:45Z")
I wasn’t offended in the other thread at all, and I never expected an apology. I just learned real quick that because I’m not a mother, my opinion on parenting doesn’t count for much, so I’m reluctant to give it anymore. That said, if having kids means you have to get rid of your porn and toys, that’s just one more check for the “hold off” column 😃 jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-see-timmy-not-all-dildoes-vibrate/77702/23 "2001-08-24T13:12:44Z")
Amen to that! Where do you hide your shag swing?? Your dungeon? Zette ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-see-timmy-not-all-dildoes-vibrate/77702/24 "2001-08-24T19:01:22Z")
No fair! I want a dungeon! Hell, I want one of those chairs! Everybody has a right to voice their oppinion. The ones I can’t stand are the ones (either with children or without) that sound condesending. Mistress jarbabyj was making an observation. Now I’m done hijacking this thread. Everybody back to the OP! (Damn I love sounding authoritive. But I don’t expect much since most of the time my kids just shrug their shoulders at me too) ---
**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-see-timmy-not-all-dildoes-vibrate/77702/25 "2001-08-24T19:09:01Z")
I’ve seen little kids in a shop (Condom Kingdom, also on South Street) that was SPECIFICALLY there for that sort of thing. They now have signs all over saying you must be 18 to enter… I tried to go in with a few people that were under 18 and we were thrown out, but I did catch a glimpse of some toddlers wandering about. Um… wtf? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-see-timmy-not-all-dildoes-vibrate/77702/26 "2001-08-24T21:21:21Z")
Maybe these kids should be exposed to _more_ hardcore porn… then it wouldn’t be a big deal. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-see-timmy-not-all-dildoes-vibrate/77702/27 "2001-08-24T22:12:06Z")
Clever, SPOOFE! So, let’s see… is that thinking outside of the box or inside it? Or just about it? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-see-timmy-not-all-dildoes-vibrate/77702/28 "2001-08-24T23:59:49Z")
Dude, I don’t wanna hear about your sexual attraction to boxes… ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-see-timmy-not-all-dildoes-vibrate/77702/29 "2001-08-25T02:56:33Z")
So is “boxing day” in the UK what I think it is, or not? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-see-timmy-not-all-dildoes-vibrate/77702.md?page=1)