"You shouldn't be gay"

And people think Carl Hiaasen is making things up. There is a reason Dave Barry comes from Florida.

What are the three areas - the Miami area, the I-4 corridor, and everything else? Because I can tell you (and my 6th-generation Floridian wife, who’s from there, can confirm), even parts of the I-4 corridor are unquestionably part of the South.

So what are they? Let’s see, you have God’s waiting room down in the south, The Redneck zone, and what, Scientology City? Do I get a prize?

If the student’s exercise of free speech is disruptive. Which, honestly, appears to be the case. This is one hell of a sketchy “news” report, but it sounds like the students were suspended because they were planning to stage a walk-out. Which is disruptive, and fair game for disciplinary actions. If he’s suspending kids for wearing a pride t-shirt, or just for being openly gay, that’s an entirely different kettle of fish.

Non-college age students aren’t granted the same First Amendment rights college students are in practice by many schools. Things like the Hazelwood decision, and other court precendents severely curtail just how much expression while in school/school activities they get. It seems the ACLU is working to get this made more equal, but for now, non-college students have less rights to express their opinion while in school than others.

Let the record show that Bambi actually lives in the one that’s in the South :smiley:

I’ll give you that, but sometimes a walk-out is what’s needed. Frankly, I’ve never heard of a school walk-out (or sit-in) that wasn’t earned 150% by the school/district.

And some colleges are working hard to make free expression more difficult on their campuses, too. UCSD tried to sneak new rules in under the students’ nose late last year. (I haven’t heard what happened.)

What grade did you get on your paper?

The “Bong Hits for Jesus” case was not decided as you recall. The case was Morse v. Frederick, and it held:

Nor are “discipline” or “disruptive” the only issues. In Bethel School District v. Fraser, the Supreme Court upheld the suspension of a student for giving a speech concerning the candidacy of another student that contained the following sexual innuendo:

The Court said:

Wish I had your job.

So while we’re snarking on the grammar and spelling of those that thought the Principal (sic) had a point, let’s not ignore the other side.

This is why I try to avoid deep involvement in stories that appear to be sourced primarily from (local) TV news websites.

Yeah, but the Supreme Court was COMPLETELY WRONG in that decision. The correct decision should read: “What the fuck are you morons doing, bringing us this hinky series of double entendres and trying to pass it off as a free speech issue? Sure the kid’s speech was silly and sexually suggestive, so what? Jeebus, get a life. Case dismissed.”

Same decision would apply to the Bong Hits case as well.

Which side? Something the guy allegedly said to her friend? When and how was it reported, and was the report acted upon appropriately? Or is this just “friend of a friend, yeah me too” bullshit?

:dubious:

If I ever see you, you’re gonna get slapped :stuck_out_tongue:

Here is my rough approximation of my state’s various cultural areas. There are places that don’t quite line up, such as Spring Hill in Hernando County. It’s Southern, but almost the entire population has moved down from Long Island over the last 20 years. And Tallahassee, which is in the only Panhandle county that ever goes Democrat during elections.

I will not argue with anyone who claims that Florida is weird, because it is. Florida is a strange place with a lot of people from wildly varying places that don’t always get along. However, I will not let someone tell me my home is all idiot backwoods country bumpkins and racist Jim Crow holdouts and Bible-thumpin’ morons when it’s just not true.

And Happy Wanderer, if you think that Scientology has had any sort of lasting impression on the state of Florida, you are wrong. Their headquarters have been in Clearwater for my entire life, and other than the facts that they own several buildings in downtown Clearwater and that we often see them walking between these buildings on their daily errands, they simply aren’t on the radar for most of us.

I have. They definitely happen. High school students tend to be very self-involved and protest things that offend them but are not wrong in and of themselves.

I can’t tell if you concur in their result (i.e., if “you morons” refers to the students’ side or the schools’ side). In either event, the forum for your unsupported opinions is called “IMHO.” Regardless of what you think the correct decision should have been, the state of the law applicable to the current case is formed by what the Supreme Court actually did decide, as opposed to your belief about what they should have decided.

Hmmm… on second look, the correct forum for MY post above is GD, not the Pit. Sorry, withdrawn.

Why do you think I never make it out to Florida Dopefests?

I like that your mappy-thing (which is pretty good, by the way) cuts off “the South” just in time to keep your house in the purple :stuck_out_tongue:

Also, the far eastern bit of Orange and the far western bit of Brevard should definitely be “Cracker Country”.

See Bithlo.

That’s quite all right. I should have prefaced my remark by calling you a motherfucker to alert you to the Pit location, but didn’t because I wasn’t actually mad at you in any way. (This lack of anger often limits my Pitting abilities.)

Thaaaat’s right. Protest the guy’s bigoted comments by being bigoted assholes yourselves. Jackasses.