# You-Solve-It Mafia Game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 11, 2007, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636 "2007-12-11T18:21:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/621 "2007-12-21T22:31:55Z")
Before you can even properly begin to drink you are intereupted by another one of those damn visions. This one, predictably, is from MHaye. > [@MHaye](#): > > "The Silent Pigs have led the loyal associates by their collective noses in this lynching. The only reason I can think of is that they dislike being called Silent Pigs. > > "I charge all loyal associates to refer to Disgruntled Associates as Silent Pigs and only Silent Pigs, unto the end of the game. > > Or I’ll sic my mate Chuck on you from beyond the grave." Short for a vision, but it cuts to the point. You look around to see what others think. Will the name “Silent Pigs” really catch on? Only time will tell. You resume your drinking. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/622 "2007-12-21T22:33:44Z")
1.storyteller0910 2.HazelNutCoffee 3.Freudian Slit 4.brewha 6.ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies 7.sachertorte 8.Hawkeyeop 9.ShadowFacts 11. Pleonast 12. One And Only Wanderers 13. Rysto 14. Hal Briston 15. faithfool 16. zuma 17. Hockey Monkey 18. Kat 19. Diomedes Past Players 10.Santo Rugger - Associate killed Night 1 5.MHaye - Associate tossed off the Mountain Day 1 ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/623 "2007-12-21T22:50:03Z")
Well, fuck me sideways. ☹ Sorry, MHaye. ---
**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/624 "2007-12-21T23:07:19Z")
Well, maybe now that the shiny dossiers are out in the open, we can spend more time toMorrow analyzing posts. Salud, **MHaye**! ---
**Author:** ![Hawkeyeop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/958977/32.png) [@Hawkeyeop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hawkeyeop)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/625 "2007-12-22T01:33:46Z")
Well on the bright side, I’m sure he is disgruntled now. Goodnight silent pig. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/626 "2007-12-22T01:51:52Z")
Awww. Well, who wants egg nog? I don’t have any crypt keeper type puns in this game, but come on…egg nog! Fruitcake! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/627 "2007-12-22T01:55:33Z")
**MHaye** ’s gonna haunt us all good. Anyone got the number for Ghostbusters? Better yet, anyone got some good rum? ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/628 "2007-12-22T02:25:40Z")
Was is the rum always haunted? Sorry, Mhaye. ---
**Author:** ![zuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9c0ed/32.png) [@zuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zuma)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/629 "2007-12-22T16:28:36Z")
godspeed and sorry mhaye. at least we have the dnssierp recorded. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/630 "2007-12-22T17:48:54Z")
[QUOTE=Hawkeyeop] Well on the bright side, I’m sure he is disgruntled now. Goodnight silent pig. [/QUOTE] Was he ever really gruntled? ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/631 "2007-12-22T22:15:14Z")
Sorry Mhaye. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/632 "2007-12-23T18:52:59Z")
Posting from the Peanut Gallery to keep this thread on Page 1. Good luck you guys. Here’s to hoping none of you go postal just playing this game. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/633 "2007-12-23T19:02:28Z")
[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies] Was is the rum always haunted? Sorry, Mhaye. [/QUOTE] Good news! we have rum! Bad news. The rum is haunted. The rum also comes with a choice of peanuts or pretzels. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/634 "2007-12-23T19:03:52Z")
[QUOTE=Freudian Slit] Good news! we have rum! Bad news. The rum is haunted. The rum also comes with a choice of peanuts or pretzels. [/QUOTE] The frogurt is also haunted. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/635 "2007-12-23T19:08:53Z")
Hey guys, the Day should start in about 2.5 hours. Unfortunatly it doesn’t look like I am going to be home to start the Day. Rather then starting the Day early I am going to opt for starting it late. If Mtgman comes along and sees that the Day still needs to start before I make it back, he might start the Day. Otherwise the Day won’t start till this evening. Sorry all. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/636 "2007-12-23T19:38:43Z")
Damn. Well, at least we have frogurt. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/637 "2007-12-23T22:50:39Z")
ok, I am home. Dawn coming up. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/638 "2007-12-23T23:19:15Z")
The previous Day had been so stressfull that there was very little socializing going on that Night. After recieving the post death message from MHaye almost everyone wanted to just crawl into their beds and go to sleep. There was some talk about fireing up the frogurt machine that the monks had, rather surprisingly, installed in the kitchen area of the compound. But no one was really that interested in a frozen dessert. Few people managed to sleep that night, and as dawn broke it seemed as if the whole group were already up wandering the grounds. Eventually everyone made their way to the main courtyard near the entance to find out if another body had been hung their in warning. But the carved archway was empty. With a communal sigh of releif the town began to get back to the buisness of sorting out just how to get out of this horrific situation safely. Someone, suggested that maybe everyone would thing better if the group went down to the hot springs and took a dip. And so the group walked its way down the winding footpath to the natural pools, the mood seemed to lighten and the group began to chatter. People begin to talk about how beautiful the grounds are, and how truely majestic the vistas are and the subject of MHaye’s horrific and unjustified murder and the hand of the “team” didn’t come up once. Maybe things would be alright after all. And then you see it. At the edge of the springs proped up on the diving rock. It looks like Cookies was sitting there working away on her laptop. But something was wrong. Were her legs supposed to be able to bend in that direction? And there seemed to be a piece of yellow legal paper attatched to her chest. A scream rang out as the truth slowly dawns on you. You run up the rocks to examine her body and find that she has been posed there, again clearly moved from the place where she was killed. The note on her chest reads “All work and no play makes Cookies a dull sheep”. Clearly the silent pigs were…less than creative. ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies - Associate has been murdered. Another of your ranks has been killed, and not a single member of Disgruntled Associates LLP has been found. There are now 16 of you left. You have 7 days before Night 3 starts, but you all have Christmas off. So the Day will end exactly 8 days from the time of this post. Monday December 31st at 3: 20 Pacific time. With 16 alive it will take 9 votes to start the countdown and just 10 votes to end the Day instantly. Go Team! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/639 "2007-12-24T01:21:51Z")
Shit. **Cookies** is gone…and no one is around but me to mourn. ---
**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636/640 "2007-12-24T02:21:43Z")
[QUOTE=Freudian Slit] Shit. **Cookies** is gone…and no one is around but me to mourn. [/QUOTE] Hey, we’re back early - cool! (Except for Cookies ☹ )I didn’t expect to be playing again until tomorrow (which is probably why it’s quiet in here). Anyway, here is the list of people who voted for **MHaye** : 10 - MHaye - (OAOW, zuma, brewha, Dio, Hawkeyeop, Kat, Cookies, Pleonast, HockeyMonkey, Freudian Slit) Sadly, I don’t think we can really glean much information from that, except I am sure there are at least a couple of scum in there. Of course, there are also plenty of Associates in there, too, so we can’t jump to any conclusions. But I think it will be useful to remember down the line. And now that we’ve got the dossiers out in the open, hopefully we can waste less time on them and get more early voting. The late voting of Day One was harmful in two ways: first, there was not enough time for \*\*MHaye \*\*to defend himself and try to change anyone’s mind. Second, the late time gave good cover, e.g. “well, \*\*MHaye \*\*already has 8 votes and we need to lynch _somebody_, so vote.” Hard to argue with that, because then you’ll get accused of wanting a no lynch. So let’s try to get the votes in early and often! With that in mind, **vote brewha** for reasons enumerated yesterDay. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-solve-it-mafia-game/429636.md?page=33)