# You steal a camera during MY Workshop? Fuck you, you piece of messed-up shit ! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 19, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223 "2010-07-19T14:22:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/221 "2010-07-26T20:30:20Z")
What the… What I’m asking is if you think our school bus drivers would be safer if they were high on their route. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/222 "2010-07-26T20:34:30Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > You even fucking admit that pot can make you a terrible driver if you’ve taken a large amount! No, I admit that people who are really stoned are less likely to _want_to drive. The emprical data (which remains undisputed) does not show that they are actuially any more dangerous than un-stoned people if they do drive. Calling me a retard doesn’t refute the scientific facts. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/223 "2010-07-26T20:35:06Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Ah! So it _is_ possible to be too stoned to drive safely. Good, now can we end this derailment? > > And preferably the thread, only because every time I read the title I hear “Choo steal a camera during \*MY \*workchop? Fuck _YOU_, you piece 'o messed-up _CHIT_!” [Can’t you stop saying ‘fuck’ all the time?](http://www.scarface1983.com/wav/sayfuckw.wav) (Disclaimer: NSFW - WAV file) ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/224 "2010-07-26T20:36:18Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > No, I admit that people who are really stoned are less likely to _want_to drive. The emprical data (which remains undisputed) does not show that they are actuially any more dangerous than un-stoned people if they do drive. Calling me a retard doesn’t refute the scientific facts. Logic, reason, and the facts are clearly lost on you at this point, so my only reasonable response is **VRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH**. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/225 "2010-07-26T20:45:08Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Logic, reason, and the facts are clearly lost on you at this point, so my only reasonable response is **VRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH**. Speaking of soundbites, could I get _that_ in a .wav file, please? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/226 "2010-07-26T20:45:30Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > I believe you mean “\*\*Dio \*\*is a fucking retard.” Almost everybody in this thread, including a bunch of people who have smoked pot, are pointing out that he’s an idiot. Yeah, its mostly Dio I meant (though I suspect there is a slight bit o pothead denial from other tokers regarding driving and other things). ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/227 "2010-07-26T20:47:55Z")
Pothead Denial — band name! ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/228 "2010-07-26T20:47:59Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > That dude on the Simpsons seems to function just fine. And there you go folks. The most authoratative cite Dio has ever used and is most likely to ever use. Go Otto! ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/229 "2010-07-26T20:50:05Z")
There is more wisdom in a single episode of The Simpsons than there is in the entire Encyclopedia Britannica. FACT! ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/230 "2010-07-26T20:52:40Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > What the… What I’m asking is if you think our school bus drivers would be safer if they were high on their route. The data seems to suggest that, but I think the difference is probably too marginal to be significant. You asked if we “should insist” that they smoke before their routes. We should not insist, no. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/231 "2010-07-26T20:56:44Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > > [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > > No, I admit that people who are really stoned are less likely to _want_to drive. The emprical data (which remains undisputed) does not show that they are actuially any more dangerous than un-stoned people if they do drive. Calling me a retard doesn’t refute the scientific facts. > > Logic, reason, and the facts are clearly lost on you at this point, so my only reasonable response is **VRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH**. What are you talking about? All you’ve done is call people names and ignore data. If you can’t refute me on the merits, that’s your failing, not mine. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/232 "2010-07-26T20:58:26Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > What are you talking about? All you’ve done is call people names and ignore data. I can’t decide if this makes me want to laugh or cry. You know, there was actually a time when I respected you as a poster. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/233 "2010-07-26T21:07:23Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > > [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > > What are you talking about? All you’ve done is call people names and ignore data. > > I can’t decide if this makes me want to laugh or cry. > > You know, there was actually a time when I respected you as a poster. Once again, this is a content-free post, devoid of any substantive rebuttal. You should at least try to mix in some actual arguments with the _ad hominems_ once in a while. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/234 "2010-07-26T21:18:33Z")
**Diogenes** is now urging another poster to use “actual arguments”? Oh man, this is rich. It’d be funny if it weren’t so pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/235 "2010-07-26T23:31:54Z")
People also get too impaired to drive on prescription drugs (even taken as prescribed, not abused). Just thought I’d throw that out there. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/236 "2010-07-27T00:16:13Z")
Truly a thread worth bookmarking. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/237 "2010-07-27T00:57:32Z")
> [@Una\_Persson](#): > > Truly a thread worth bookmarking. One day they will make a classic movie about it…called “Dude, where is my bookmark?”… ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/238 "2010-07-27T01:18:41Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > You know, there was actually a time when I respected you as a poster. Strength, sister. I went through this too. It’s liberating, once you make it through. You’re just a beautiful phoenix, rising from the ashes of **Dio’s** credibility. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/239 "2010-07-27T01:48:04Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > I AM the evidence. Book title! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/240 "2010-07-27T02:32:39Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > You know what? When I’ve had a few, I am extra careful too because I realize I am impaired. But I aint fucking stupid enough to claim I am actually safer slightly buzzed. Maybe safer than the average retarded pothead, texters, cell phone users, and general morons. But safer than I would be if I was sober? > > Jesus Fucking Christ. So you admit that you’ve driven while you were drunk, but people who smoke pot (even if they don’t drive while high) are somehow stupid? Mmmmkay. :rolleyes: (And just to head it off, no, I’m not a pothead, I’ve never even smoked pot in my life. So that dog won’t hunt. > [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > There is NO evidence that driving stoned causes car accidents. You’ve already been proven wrong on THAT one, dumbass. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223.md?page=13)