# You steal a camera during MY Workshop? Fuck you, you piece of messed-up shit ! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 19, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223 "2010-07-19T14:22:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/341 "2010-07-30T13:24:28Z")
> [@Dante](#): > > That’s not what happened to me… Yeah, but where’s your proof? ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/342 "2010-07-30T14:27:15Z")
He is the proof. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/343 "2010-07-30T14:28:28Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > He is the proof. Oh come on, he’s already the Evidence. Now he’s going to be the Proof too? He is taking all the good nicknames. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/344 "2010-07-30T14:32:21Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > He is the proof. Yeah, 100 proof. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/345 "2010-07-30T14:43:55Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > It takes two or three times to get high, but then when you do, you get REALLY high. The highest you’ll ever get basically. Once you gain a tolerance for it, you never get that high again. I actually did get really high my first time (I guess I just smoked a lot) but I think I got as high or maybe higher on other times. And then I just stopped doing it as much so I don’t know if I’d get high if I did it again. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/346 "2010-07-30T15:05:18Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > > [@JThunder](#): > > > > He is the proof. > > Oh come on, he’s already the Evidence. Now he’s going to be the Proof too? He is taking all the good nicknames. :mad: Damn, all the good shit is going fast. I am taking “I AM the ancedote” before someone else does. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/347 "2010-07-30T15:50:45Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > I am taking “I AM the ancedote” before someone else does. Ok, but I vote we reserve “I AM the antidote - for stupid” for Cecil! ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/348 "2010-07-30T16:13:24Z")
> [@Dante](#): > > > [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > > It takes two or three times to get high, but then when you do, you get REALLY high. The highest you’ll ever get basically. Once you gain a tolerance for it, you never get that high again. > > That’s not what happened to me Yes it is. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/349 "2010-07-30T16:45:44Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > [@Dante](#): > > > > > [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > > > > It takes two or three times to get high, but then when you do, you get REALLY high. The highest you’ll ever get basically. Once you gain a tolerance for it, you never get that high again. > > > > That’s not what happened to me > > Yes it is. The Great and Powerful Dio has spoken! ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/350 "2010-07-30T17:06:03Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > Yes it is. Is it possible for you to be a bigger asshole? I don’t see how. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/351 "2010-07-30T17:06:17Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > [@Dante](#): > > > > > [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > > > > It takes two or three times to get high, but then when you do, you get REALLY high. The highest you’ll ever get basically. Once you gain a tolerance for it, you never get that high again. > > > > That’s not what happened to me > > Yes it is. No it isn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/352 "2010-07-30T19:12:36Z")
> [@Tahssa](#): > > > [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > > > [@Dante](#): > > > > > > > [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > > > > > > It takes two or three times to get high, but then when you do, you get REALLY high. The highest you’ll ever get basically. Once you gain a tolerance for it, you never get that high again. > > > > > > That’s not what happened to me > > > > Yes it is. > > No it isn’t. Yes, it is. Hey, this is fun! ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/353 "2010-07-30T19:16:08Z")
_ **Dio’s** behind you!_ ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/354 "2010-07-30T22:35:55Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > > [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > > > [@Dante](#): > > > > > > > [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > > > > > > It takes two or three times to get high, but then when you do, you get REALLY high. The highest you’ll ever get basically. Once you gain a tolerance for it, you never get that high again. > > > > > > That’s not what happened to me > > > > Yes it is. > > The Great and Powerful Dio has spoken! I think (hope?) he was joking. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/355 "2010-08-02T16:42:48Z")
> [@eulalia](#): > > That’s the way it was with me, because, like a certain former president, I had to learn how to inhale it. The first time I smoked I didn’t feel anything at all. Wait, the first time you \*smoked \*(i.e., inhaled), or the first time you “smoked” (i.e., held it in your mouth but didn’t inhale)? Because that’s not what we’re talking about. People who \*inhale the smoke completely \*will often not get high the first time. > [@Mighty\_Girl](#): > > > [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > > > The Great and Powerful Dio has spoken! > > I think (hope?) he was joking. Yeah, \*that \*one I read as a joke. Although the problem is that he cut down what he was replying to in such a way that it was less clearly hyperbolic. ---
**Author:** ![eulalia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eulalia/32/457_2.png) [@eulalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eulalia)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/356 "2010-08-02T23:34:46Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > > [@eulalia](#): > > > > That’s the way it was with me, because, like a certain former president, I had to learn how to inhale it. The first time I smoked I didn’t feel anything at all. > > Wait, the first time you \*smoked \*(i.e., inhaled), or the first time you “smoked” (i.e., held it in your mouth but didn’t inhale)? Because that’s not what we’re talking about. People who \*inhale the smoke completely \*will often not get high the first time. > > > [@Mighty\_Girl](#): > > > > I think (hope?) he was joking. > > Yeah, \*that \*one I read as a joke. Although the problem is that he cut down what he was replying to in such a way that it was less clearly hyperbolic. I never smoked cigarettes, so I didn’t know how to draw the smoke into my lungs when I sucked on the thing. When I tried to inhale a lot of it went to my stomach, then I was belching a bunch but didn’t get high at all. I don’t know how much actually made it to my lungs. It was pretty funny even if I didn’t feel anything. ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/357 "2010-08-03T03:26:02Z")
I was told there was something about cameras in here. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/358 "2010-08-03T03:31:32Z")
> [@bdgr](#): > > I was told there was something about cameras in here. There was, but it got stolen. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/359 "2010-08-03T14:00:46Z")
> [@eulalia](#): > > I never smoked cigarettes, so I didn’t know how to draw the smoke into my lungs when I sucked on the thing. You _forgot how to breathe_? Are you \*sure \*you didn’t get high? > [@MsWhatsit](#): > > > [@bdgr](#): > > > > I was told there was something about cameras in here. > > There was, but it got stolen. \*\*Dio \*\*smoked up and wandered off with it. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223/360 "2010-08-03T15:02:14Z")
> [@bdgr](#): > > I was told there was something about cameras in here. It’s in Johnson’s underwear. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-steal-a-camera-during-my-workshop-fuck-you-you-piece-of-messed-up-shit/547223.md?page=19)