# You Suck at Photoshop **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 19, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200 "2008-01-19T23:04:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200/1 "2008-01-19T23:04:36Z")
Yes you really do. This stuff will be stupid hard advanced for the most of you. [You Suck at Photoshop #1,#2,#3](http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=You+suck+at+photoshop&search=Search) ---
**Author:** ![Surbey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@Surbey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surbey)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2008, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200/2 "2008-01-19T23:17:12Z")
lol, not for me. I once needed to make a raggedy, smelly old bush into something quite respectable for customers to see. ---
**Author:** ![randwill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@randwill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randwill)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200/3 "2008-01-19T23:22:44Z")
Funny stuff. Thanks for these. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200/4 "2008-01-19T23:23:40Z")
[QUOTE=Surbey] lol, not for me. I once needed to make a raggedy, smelly old bush into something quite respectable for customers to see. [/QUOTE] A relative of mine borrowed my camera once and took a picture of some other relatives… with a burnt out shell of a house taking up most of the background. I turned the burnt up shell into a nice intact house. I guess I don’t suck at photoshop. But I’ll find out when I look at those videos at home. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2008, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200/5 "2008-01-19T23:41:04Z")
I am endowed with Mystic Photoshop Mojo. A friend asked me to do the reverse of #3 – Photoshop an engagement ring onto her finger in a formal portrait she and her boyfriend had had taken. (She wanted to play a joke on her mother. My friend had been dating this guy forever, and her mom was losing hope.) I did so, and then, three weeks later, HE GAVE HER AN ENGAGEMENT RING! If you would like me to use my Mystic Photoshop Mojo to place a check for a million dollars into your hands in a photo, you can PM me. I’m sure you’ll be generous when you get that unexpected windfall. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2008, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200/6 "2008-01-19T23:49:18Z")
[QUOTE=Surbey] lol, not for me. I once needed to make a raggedy, smelly old bush into something quite respectable for customers to see. [/QUOTE] So I take it your job is to…to groom prostitutes? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200/7 "2008-01-19T23:51:08Z")
Heh. I don’t have Photoshop, but I do have Paint Shop Pro, and the other night, whilst bored, I made Amy Winehouse pretty again. Then I got sad. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200/8 "2008-01-20T00:18:16Z")
Wow. If that’s what he considers really advanced Photoshop, I stand aghast. ---
**Author:** ![Cleophus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@Cleophus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cleophus)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2008, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200/9 "2008-01-20T02:08:01Z")
It’s all in the presentation… ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2008, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200/10 "2008-01-20T02:21:21Z")
Fuck, but these videos are funny. Piss factory. That’s awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Surbey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@Surbey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surbey)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2008, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200/11 "2008-01-20T02:48:40Z")
[QUOTE=Justin Credible] So I take it your job is to…to groom prostitutes? 😕 [/QUOTE] oh my god, I love the straight dope ---
**Author:** ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2008, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200/12 "2008-01-20T06:51:22Z")
I really like the other photos he has in his folders and the names for them them. The part were his wife is asking him what he is doing and he says, “Working on taxes.” Then quickly moves into different apps and makes up some story. That has happened to me numerous times almost word for word. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200/13 "2008-01-23T23:31:04Z")
peepoo Can I request a doper name change for myself? ---
**Author:** ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200/14 "2008-01-26T18:49:12Z")
OK a new one. When are you gonna get better? Strap on your stupid and lets get at it. [You Suck at Photoshop #4](http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=YNfBF2xvhaE) Oh yea the ring is really for sale [Ebay -Ring of Infinate Sorrows-](http://cgi.ebay.com/Ring-of-Infinite-Sorrows_W0QQitemZ260206691307QQihZ016QQcategoryZ67728QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting) Read the questions from other members. They are great. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200/15 "2008-01-26T19:36:14Z")
Wow. These are frickin’ funny. I watched these at lunch today. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200/16 "2008-01-26T20:36:30Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] I am endowed with Mystic Photoshop Mojo. A friend asked me to do the reverse of #3 – Photoshop an engagement ring onto her finger in a formal portrait she and her boyfriend had had taken. (She wanted to play a joke on her mother. My friend had been dating this guy forever, and her mom was losing hope.) I did so, and then, three weeks later, HE GAVE HER AN ENGAGEMENT RING! If you would like me to use my Mystic Photoshop Mojo to place a check for a million dollars into your hands in a photo, you can PM me. I’m sure you’ll be generous when you get that unexpected windfall. [/QUOTE] Hell, I’ll just take Engagement Ring, Take Two. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200/17 "2008-01-26T21:16:53Z")
He sounds like Dane Cook ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-suck-at-photoshop/434200/18 "2008-01-26T21:19:57Z")
Baby making man gravy?