# You there! Yes you...Open this thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 19, 2018, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714 "2018-04-19T15:44:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/1 "2018-04-19T15:44:25Z")
Ah, well done. . . . . . . You offend my sensibilities. - slaps you with a fresh trout \* ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/2 "2018-04-19T15:48:12Z")
I refuse to open this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/3 "2018-04-19T15:49:58Z")
No, I won’t ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/4 "2018-04-19T15:51:07Z")
_shakes fist at **Czarcasm** _ ---
**Author:** ![Grumbacher\_Red](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85e7bf/32.png) [@Grumbacher\_Red](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumbacher_Red)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/5 "2018-04-19T16:01:51Z")
This thread is far too silly! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/6 "2018-04-19T16:05:01Z")
> [@Grumbacher\_Red](#): > > This thread is far too silly! I wouldn’t know, because I refuse to open it. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/7 "2018-04-19T16:10:21Z")
I just came in to pee. You can still do that in a shit thread, right? ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/8 "2018-04-19T16:20:57Z")
How do you open a thread anyway? I can unravel a thread. Is that what you mean? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/9 "2018-04-19T16:23:38Z")
If you bend your mind just right, you can open a thread. Even I can’t unravel my own threads. - drops a puffer fish into Morganstern’s underpants \* …that’s better. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/10 "2018-04-19T16:25:32Z")
Humph! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Grumbacher\_Red](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85e7bf/32.png) [@Grumbacher\_Red](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumbacher_Red)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/11 "2018-04-19T16:37:37Z")
Well I have to go, I have to bury the cat. He’s not dead, we just don’t like him. And I have been reading this great big book on how to put my budgie down… Oh! The penguin on the telly just exploded, it’s that time again. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/12 "2018-04-19T16:46:57Z")
I opened it. I hope its not like Pandora’s box. It would be just my luck. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/13 "2018-04-19T16:59:02Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > - drops a puffer fish into Morganstern’s underpants \* You just _had_ to make it a blow fish in his underwear. Lucky **Inigo**! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/14 "2018-04-19T17:01:33Z")
"We would like to apologize to purchasers of the executive version of this record for the peremptory nature of that announcement. The brusque tone was intended for buyers of the cheaper version.” ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/15 "2018-04-19T17:02:58Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > You just _had_ to make it a blow fish in his underwear. > > Lucky **Inigo**! Lucky _fish_! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/16 "2018-04-19T17:08:10Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I refuse to open this thread. I’ll open it. But there’s no way I’m posting in it. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/17 "2018-04-19T17:08:14Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Ah, well done. > . > . . . I opened it three times. I always was an overachiever. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/18 "2018-04-19T17:21:06Z")
This thread is just a bunch of spam, spam, baked beans, tomatoes and spam. And I don’t like spam. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/19 "2018-04-19T17:44:02Z")
Open and shut. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/20 "2018-04-19T18:06:53Z")
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