# You there! Yes you...Open this thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 19, 2018, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714 "2018-04-19T15:44:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/21 "2018-04-19T18:08:55Z")
_shun_ ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/22 "2018-04-19T18:25:48Z")
::rolls d20:: 19 …I nimbly avoid your trout and you lose balance, fall backwards and the trout flies into the air then into your agape mouth. ---
**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/23 "2018-04-19T18:31:56Z")
It did say that it was me who was supposed to open it - what are all of YOU doing in here? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/24 "2018-04-19T18:33:07Z")
If that’s your attitude, I’m leaving. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/25 "2018-04-19T18:46:49Z")
_slowly shifting an icy gaze from the trout to **Inigo** _ Sir, you forget yourself. To think that one would even approach someone of my station with any sea creature less noble than a cephalopod… why you may as well throw jellyish at Her Majesty herself! Coming from a supposed gentleman like yourself, it’s nearly enough to make one despair for the world. I am in a gracious mood today, so I shall let such ill-manners pass, but consider this a stern warning: I will tolerate no further insults. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/26 "2018-04-19T18:56:24Z")
- splat \* ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/27 "2018-04-19T18:58:41Z")
Did you mean me? ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/28 "2018-04-19T19:00:01Z")
You’re not my real dad!! You’re not the boss of me! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/29 "2018-04-19T19:04:56Z")
_ **You** Stand **still** , laddie (If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding, How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?)_ ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/30 "2018-04-19T19:06:35Z")
What fresh hell is this? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/31 "2018-04-19T19:11:02Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > What fresh hell is this? That’s for you to know and me to find out. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/32 "2018-04-19T19:17:51Z")
Thread opened, offense intended. Takes fresh trout and hides it in **Inigo** ’s engine compartment. Actually, his car’s engine compartment. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/33 "2018-04-19T19:21:44Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > _slowly shifting an icy gaze from the trout to **Inigo** _ > > Sir, you forget yourself. To think that one would even approach someone of my station with any sea creature less noble than a cephalopod… Who has the goat? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/34 "2018-04-19T19:25:40Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > You’re not the boss of me! Well, **Projammer** took my answer so forget it. Let _him_ open the damn thread. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/35 "2018-04-19T20:51:38Z")
I’m moving along now, nothing to see here. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/36 "2018-04-19T21:18:49Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Who has the goat? :eek: the Greatest Of All Time ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/37 "2018-04-19T21:36:26Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > That’s for you to know and me to find out. Good luck with that. You’ll have to press the button. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/38 "2018-04-19T21:40:07Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > - splat \* Very well, since you refuse to behave in a civilized fashion, a duel it must be. Ready your peppermints and prepare to face me upon the field of honor! ---
**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/39 "2018-04-19T21:54:40Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > What fresh hell is this? It’s not; it says “Previously frozen product - do not refreeze - consume immediately if thawed” But I am not thawed, so I don’t have to consume it. What good are these labels anyway, if I’m the only one who knows how to read? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/40 "2018-04-19T21:57:02Z")
Well, that wasn’t very nice. Here I go out of my way to do you the favor of opening this thread because you asked and I’m met with violence? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714.md?page=3)