# You there! Yes you...Open this thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 19, 2018, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714 "2018-04-19T15:44:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/41 "2018-04-19T22:13:44Z")
_Draws bead on **IM** with Squid-O-Matic 3000 and gleefully pulls trigger._ 300 squid/sec launch in full calamari fury toward their hapless victim. That’ll teach you to bring a trout to a squid fight… ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/42 "2018-04-20T00:10:29Z")
Just as I suspected. Open a thread for general admission and it immediately fills with degenerates. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/43 "2018-04-20T00:22:28Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Just as I suspected. Open a thread for general admission and it immediately fills with degenerates. Mmm mm mm mmmmmffmm mm mmmfrmmmm ---
**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/44 "2018-04-20T00:44:48Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Just as I suspected. Open a thread for general admission and it immediately fills with degenerates. It’s not open for general admission, it’s just for me, it says so in the title. WTF makes you think you can look? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/45 "2018-04-20T00:45:29Z")
I’ll have you know we are all the best class of degenerates. Except for the fish. He needs to leave. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/46 "2018-04-20T00:48:22Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Mmm mm mm mmmmmffmm mm mmmfrmmmm Quiet in the trunk!! \ ---
**Author:** ![Sveltington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Sveltington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sveltington)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/47 "2018-04-20T00:57:22Z")
Here I am I always do as I am told. Slapped in the face with a fish. I wouldn’t MIND being slapped in the face BY a fish. But really. . . ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/48 "2018-04-20T01:07:55Z")
A pox on your sensibilities. _rifles the engine compartment - grabs trout - runs off_ Dinner! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/49 "2018-04-20T02:09:38Z")
Unhand Kilgore, I say! He is a well-respected author. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/50 "2018-04-20T02:43:10Z")
Kilgore was here? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/51 "2018-04-20T03:01:24Z")
“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?” ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/52 "2018-04-20T04:29:14Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > You there! Yes you…Open this thread. ``` You're not the boss of me. ``` ---
**Author:** ![jerez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c68b51/32.png) [@jerez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jerez)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/53 "2018-04-21T08:47:21Z")
Why you…! I oughta…😛 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/54 "2018-04-21T12:18:03Z")
Splunge! ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/55 "2018-04-21T13:38:14Z")
now I have trout goo all over me! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/56 "2018-04-21T15:39:06Z")
I thought there would be cake but it’s just trout. Didn’t someone promise cake? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/57 "2018-04-21T17:51:41Z")
It was pie. I don’t see any pie. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/58 "2018-04-21T18:09:13Z")
I say cheesecake. Kinda cake and pie all together. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/59 "2018-04-21T18:29:36Z")
Yes, I opened this thread. I’ll open any damn thread I want to Why shouldn’t I open this thread? Because I’m a woman? Because I’m an old woman? Because I’m an old, handicapped woman? Because I’m an old, handicapped vegetarian woman? Because I’m an old, hanicapped, vgetarian asexual woman? Because I’m an old, handicapped, vegetarian asexual skinny woman? Because I’m an old, handicapped, vegetarian, asexual skinny monolingual woman? Because I’m an old, handicapped, vegetarian, skinny, monolingual white woman? Boy, you people sure are picky about who can open this thread! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714/60 "2018-04-21T18:47:19Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I’ll have you know we are all the best class of degenerates. Except for the fish. He needs to leave. ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-there-yes-you-open-this-thread/812714.md?page=4)